Jul 21 2008iBeer For iPhone Is Ridiculous, Three Dollars

iBeer is an iPhone application that can be downloaded from iTunes for $3. It's every bit as ridiculous as Captain Kissyface in the picture looks. Because there is nothing sadder than pretend drinking beer. It makes me want to kill myself. If you really want it though and beer's not your scene we can't be friends but they're selling iMilk and iCantbelieveIjustpaid$3forthis as well.
Hit the jump to watch a video of the application in action. Spoiler: It looks like a taint with eyebrow spasms drinking an iPhone.
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Reader Comments
1. Rush - July 21, 2008 10:01 AM
iPint is free and does the same thing.
2. garry - July 21, 2008 10:01 AM
Ummm, I downloaded mine for free. They have a couple that are free and some that cost $$
3. JasonJason - July 21, 2008 10:03 AM
Now I see why those things are so expensive! With lighthearted diversions like that, my own phone just looks like a soulless droid. Oh Apple, once again you have proven how in touch you are with the will of the people.
4. Count Orlock - July 21, 2008 10:08 AM
That's fairly cool.
5. testudinis simius - July 21, 2008 10:11 AM
pretending to drink beer out of your mobile phone. how weird is that. i use my phone to call people.
6. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 21, 2008 10:13 AM
Shit as stupid as this makes the baby jesus cry.
7. Kenney - July 21, 2008 10:18 AM
What the hell is this world coming to? What's next, iAcid - put your iPhone on your tongue and pretend to see all the pretty colors. There's probably a list of disclaimers when you download this. I hope everyone that downloads this pretends to drink and drive and gets arrested and anally penetrated by the biggest man in the jailhouse.
8. iDontgetit - July 21, 2008 10:24 AM
Nice, a couple of those and I'd start to look at the ugly iVadge at the end of the bar a little differently.
9. boredom - July 21, 2008 10:28 AM
I love how all the report of "revolutionary or brand new" apps like this start getting reported because of the IPhone when stuff like this has been out for about 6 months for tons of other phones like the N95. And $3 for something that stupid? Gotta love Iphone retards.
10. Sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 10:53 AM
Actually, Apple didn't come out with this.
#10 - you are the retard if you are all proud of your N95!
#9 - LOL
11. gooch - July 21, 2008 11:15 AM
I think it'd be just some funny thing to bust out with some where. Funny how passionate people get over something like this.
12. Svetlana - July 21, 2008 11:18 AM
considering a beer at the bar is $6, a never-ending beer that never-get-you-drunk aint that bad.
13. jumpin_j - July 21, 2008 11:28 AM
The only spoiler to the video is that IT AIN'T REAL BEEER! WAAAAAH!!!!
14. Ken - July 21, 2008 11:34 AM
This is just one of things to make a person more interesting in social situations when they know they are not.
15. SmokingGirl - July 21, 2008 11:36 AM
Supposedly a sucker is born every minute, and apparently some of those suckers have iPhones.
I'll just stick to my 'do nothing except call people and play music' cellphone. I'm boring like that.
16. Richard - July 21, 2008 11:44 AM
It would be stupid to buy an iPhone to drink fake beers. If you buy it to talk on, check your email, browse the internet, or to take advantage of any other of the useful functions it offers, than it makes sense.
Poor people don't like the iPhone.
17. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 21, 2008 12:11 PM
Wonder if it comes with a warning in the UK to pretend to drink responsibly?
18. neonarg - July 21, 2008 12:18 PM
wow this has been out for almost a year. its not even a real application, its just a video. Still fun to use though.
19. boredom - July 21, 2008 1:24 PM
@10 are you calling yourself a retard? I suppose I insulted your life because you have an IPhone and are oh so proud?
@18 it is an applicaiton and it uses the acceleromter to sense the orientation of the phone and move the picture accordingly
20. bar room hero - July 21, 2008 1:36 PM
Stupid...
@12, $6 beer at the bar? where do you go???
21. Iphone = NEWBS - July 21, 2008 1:53 PM
Um Symbian has had this app for the N95 for like 2years.
IPHone is for tools who are tricked into thinking its "New" technology when in actuality its OLD technology!
22. Lynz - July 21, 2008 2:57 PM
First it was Guitar Hero, now it's this.
23. Adri Leya - July 21, 2008 3:14 PM
I can see if it was maybe iMargaritas, or iShots of Patron, but beer? Although, I dunno. I don't really drink beer, and it would be great to carry around at a party so that it looks like I'm really drinking it. It would totally fool everyone, so that I can simultaneously be cool but not give in to peer pressure.
24. [email protected] - July 21, 2008 4:38 PM
If you bought an iPhone, you already caved to pressure. There's better technology out there for cheaper, and anyone who knows their tech stuff thinks you're a retard for buying into a huge f***ing marketing ploy.
iPhone owners are just the grown up version of those kids whose sneakers could be 'pumped up' by pushing the basketball. Except they don't have the excuse of being little kids anymore, and now they're just grown up douchebags substituting the latest fad for having any real personality or self esteem.
Being able to afford an iPhone doesn't make you rich, it makes you a middle class wannabe... which is exactly where this product is pitched.
25. BrandtCooley - July 21, 2008 5:04 PM
I hate that guys face.
26. mike - July 21, 2008 6:23 PM
the guy in the video looked like he had some... problems...
27. OMG - July 21, 2008 7:40 PM
wow, that has got to be the dumbest thing anyone has ever wasted their time on. if it makes $, then more power to them, but seriously... this only makes the stereotypical apple user ever more pansy. I am starting to feel self conscious for being a mac owner.
28. nign - July 21, 2008 8:36 PM
wow calm down 24 , maybe people like convenience?
29. clownface - July 21, 2008 10:02 PM
**Featuring iDRUG**
- Lines of Coke that you can snort by dragging your nose on the touch screen
- Needle of Heroin you can press into your arm (or in between your toes you closet addicts)
- Bong you can tilt to activate the auto lighter/match and bubbles
- Bottle of Pills you can swallow down (like the beer app)
List goes on...
30. quinnny - July 22, 2008 4:36 PM
thats pretty f***ed up....
31. bart - July 26, 2008 5:18 PM
Great....now if only they could get back to work on those x-ray glasses they promised me.
32. Tryitagain - November 15, 2008 10:37 PM
..for $2 you can download the ibelch..
33. Riggity Smith - August 28, 2009 4:34 PM
what would be cool is if two friends had the app they could interact with eachother, like one iphone opens a can of beer (or carton of milk) and pours it into the other iphone. that would be cool.