Jul 11 2008Cardboard Toilet Is Obviously Questionable
The Shit Box is a cardboard toilet made specifically for outdoor use. But, if your water gets cut off because you didn't pay the bill, I can vouch it works inside as well. It costs about $31, which the company claims is "an honest price", and is obviously a bold-faced lie. I mean, it's a cardboard box that comes with "10 degradable poo bags (you worthless damn poo bags you, you'll never amount to anything!)". To its credit though, the unit doubles as a stool if you're comfortable hovering over a bag of shit with nothing between you and it but a cardboard lid. Oh, and the name has got to go. Shit box is already what you call an old, crappy car or some idiot's pie-hole. Which, in my girlfriend's case, is not just because she's always blathering some nonsense (although she is). You see, she was in this really twisted viral video...
Hit the jump for a couple more graphics explaining how the unit works in case shitting in a cardboard box is beyond you.
Thanks to Asbo, who relieves himself outdoors the way God intended -- on a Grizzly.
Reader Comments
1. Sam - July 11, 2008 11:18 AM
First
2. Kenney - July 11, 2008 11:19 AM
If they want to impress me, they'll make a Shit Hat!!
3. sa - July 11, 2008 11:20 AM
Could be useful when out camping...
4. Julian - July 11, 2008 11:20 AM
I like the little turd thats poping its head out on the box. . . though it kinda resembles a KKK aficionado. in any case. I think I'm going to replace my dining room chairs with some of these. It always used to be a hassle to have to eat and then go to the bathroom, now I'll be able to eat WHILE I go to the bathroom. its pretty brilliant. It might also be a tremendous step up for me since my "bathroom" for the past couple of days has been a bucket half filled with clam shells from a clams casino I had a week ago.
5. egohavoc - July 11, 2008 11:22 AM
Can I pee in it?
6. Shelby - July 11, 2008 11:23 AM
Lmao wouldnt it be funny to carry this through the mall like you would a newspaper then go into the food court..eat..then sit right in the open and take a huge dump...then get up grab the bag and ask if someone at one of the food stands could throw it away for you. =D lol that would be awesome!
7. Shelby Harris - July 11, 2008 11:25 AM
Oh! and use some napkins from a food stand for TP... Then go up to the place and say ur food gave me the shits =D
8. Sam - July 11, 2008 11:26 AM
How much of weight can a cardboard box handle before it will fold?
9. Jimboooo! - July 11, 2008 11:28 AM
As this is a cardboard box it may collapse when wet - please keep dry.
10. The Imaginary Reviewer - July 11, 2008 11:35 AM
Why is there a klansman on the box? Because they're full of shit?
11. Shelby - July 11, 2008 11:37 AM
Actually#10 i think thats a pinched off turd possibly a descendant of hanky
12. Clinch - July 11, 2008 11:39 AM
When I first saw the picture, I thought of snake (metal gear). When I read what it was, I though of a very unhappy snake.
13. prewife - July 11, 2008 11:43 AM
Sweet! a fort for the kids!
http://prewife.com
14. Julian - July 11, 2008 11:48 AM
@13
I didnt think of that. you could give a used one of these to your kids to play with. "Here you go Billy, its a gym so you can pretend to e Rocky. there's even a punching bag inside"
15. Asbo - July 11, 2008 12:15 PM
YAY! I sent this in! :)
16. grihm - July 11, 2008 3:46 PM
Great, now I'm a member of the Rubio's Beach Club...
17. rtyd6td - July 11, 2008 4:25 PM
GODDAMN'
FOR $31 THEY CAN SHIT IN MY MOUTH.
18. jackassiscool - July 11, 2008 5:01 PM
doubles as a 'stool'?.......stool=shit so it's a shit box that doubles as a shit.....thats helpful
19. hojo - July 12, 2008 3:20 AM
I am pleased to see it has a Willy Flap (C).
20. gypsy - July 14, 2008 4:29 PM
i already have a box to poop in when i camp. it's the box my tent came in. it's not like the stupid tent will ever fit in there again anyway.