Jun 27 2008Toaster Launches Your Bread When It's Done


Freddie Yauner is a nutjob. A nutjob with a dream. A pretty lame dream. A dream of building The Highest Popping Toaster In The World. And here it is. It uses high-pressure CO2 and a mechanical arm to blast your toast through the ceiling and kill the woman in the apartment above yours that you swear must run on the freaking treadmill directly above your desk all day long. That's it, I'm going up there and screaming at her until she cries.

UPDATE: Damnit, she distracted me with a loaf of banana bread and I forgot what I went up there for. I think she's a witch.

Insane toaster launches your toast high into the air for some reason

Thanks to Lee, king of problematic neighbors.

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Insanely long image, FTW!

You wanna know what else is insanely long?


I can see quite a few fires if i bought this

It's only lame if you can'tuse it as a weapon and at least cause considerable harm. What? You can't? Lame.


What's even lamer is to write TH3RD when you came in FOU4TH.

My grandparents had a toaster that did this...
The toast never made it off the table, but it was still pretty awesome. Which is probably why it got stolen.

As someone who has been eating Ramen noodles for 3 days, that looks like a waste of bread.

@ Fi5th. Spelling with numbers is 1ame

Even lame-er than writing TURD for TH3RD.

Ni9th? Did I do that right? Is there even a right way to do it?

I got distracted by those stormtrooper boots, they reminded me of my lack of bantha slippers.

[email protected]# Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyaaaah!

Isn't that London? I thought they only toast their bread on one side...

I would like to crawl in there and see how far I go. Wheeeeeee! Trajectory!!!

ohhh i wonder...can you fit egg's in there? and then let it fly?...that be so f***ing cool....ok ok...WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN EGG ROCKET LUNCHER...no no no not a real rocket...a egg in place of the rocket..NOW GIVEME....damn now that i would have so much fun with...that or a water balloon one...do they have one?....that be so f***ing cool.

Get it right, it's "frist"

About the article: [shruggles] I can toast bread and throw it much higher than that thing. Either way, it's a waste if you don't catch it & eat it

How did you know it was London? Was it the flag, Nelson's column, the Houses of Parliament or just the toast?

Oh, yes, of course, I've realized: It's the red double decker bus....

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