Jun 19 2008A Villain Chair For Plotting World Domination
The Villain Chair is made by SUCK UK and is perfect for planning world domination, but versatile enough to relax in and do the Sunday crossword. Made with genuine leather, chrome, steel and aluminum, the damn thing costs $7,200. Yeah, $7,200 and you don't even get to beat the shit out of it with a sledgehammer. Talk about a ripoff. While I do appreciate a good villain chair, I'll just stick to my bone throne for the time being. After all, you can't spell "world domination" without hot wings.
Thanks Rachel, my tattered desk chair has never felt so inadequate
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Reader Comments
1. Sophie - June 19, 2008 12:55 PM
Do you think my boss would be mad if I expensed one of these? It would look great in my office.....Exxxxxcellent
2. RedNaxEla - June 19, 2008 12:59 PM
muahahahaha, the greatest addition to any meeting room >=) let us begin planning for WORLd DOMINATION!!! uhhh... i meant market domination...
3. prewife - June 19, 2008 1:03 PM
All I want are some frickin sharks with frickin laser beams...
But Sea Bass is yummy too....
The http://prewife.com cooks a mean Mako shark. And i mean Mean, because it tried to bite her once...
4. SmokingGirl - June 19, 2008 1:22 PM
Si...fly.
5. Clinch - June 19, 2008 1:33 PM
Kinda looks like a giant chocolate bar that's been bent in to a chair shape.
But we all know that plotting world domination is futile, as the robots will have taken over before any human can.
6. Stuey - June 19, 2008 1:36 PM
I will have one!
7. Eddie - June 19, 2008 2:11 PM
DAMN!! I need a chair like that to help me plot world distruction.
8. Momboelitist - June 19, 2008 2:18 PM
Yahtzee!!!!
9. pdrunkk - June 19, 2008 5:15 PM
If you order now, they'll throw the White Persian Cat in for free.
F***, I want two of these chairs. One for home and one for work. Maybe I can use that douchebag's cubicle with the shitty wood-panel walls while I'm at it.
10. anyone - June 19, 2008 9:17 PM
7,200$?
...ahhh... That's why they're always asking high ransoms!...
11. anybody - June 19, 2008 10:03 PM
MUHAHAHAHAHA
My ass cheeks will feel wonderfully evil with that
12. Joey - June 20, 2008 1:24 AM
I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to sit in a folding chair!
13. Jimmy - June 20, 2008 3:23 AM
'After all, you can't spell "world domination" without hot wings.' Hehehe, twelve comments and it takes a dyslexic to see that one.
14. ...in America! - November 25, 2008 1:44 AM
#13: wut?
Kickass chair. I wish I had the money...