May 7 2008Portal Inspired Beer Stein Is Making Me Thirsty

Sweet, I totally want one.

I would drink out of one of these while meeting Marisa Tomei in the park.

Uh...weeeeeeeeeeee.

"Now before you go off on a tangent about how your penis could make something better, it hasn't, so, yeah. But if it ever does, send it to me and I'll post it"

way to throw the penis in there, for asecond I thought 1 post was going to not have something related to penii (??) in it.

Even without the portal part it does look like a sweet stein even though it's not quite as manly as the 1L stein I got while in Germany, damn they do beer right

Big deal! I'd drink beer out of a chicken skull if nothing else was available. Come to think of it, I might just do it even if there was an alternative.

By the way, do chickens have skulls?

yes chickens have skulls and to show my geekiness the help file for the sound command from Turbo Pascall back in the day actually discusses a chicken's skull cavity having a resident frequency of 7Hz which was determined when a factory opened not far from a chicken farm and eventually killed all the chickens. The factory was apparently producing a loud enough 7Hz tone to rattle the chickens brains to death.

Beat that for absolutly pointless information

The human brain is 80% water.
The brain uses more than 25% of the oxygen used by the human body.
The average human brain weighs 1.3 kg.
The Ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait at their tables.
Sloths spend 75% of their lives asleep.
A sloth can move twice as fast in water as it can on land.
At the deepest point, an iron ball would take more than an hour to sink to the ocean floor.
In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting advertising space on his cows.
At 188 decibels, the whistle of the blue whale is the loudest sound produced by any animal.
Whales increase in weight 30,000,000,000 times in their first two years of life.
Whales cannot swim backwards.
Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 ft.
The farthest point on Earth from any ocean is in China.
The odds of dealing 13 cards of the same suit to each of 4 players is 2,235,197,406,895,366,368,301,599,999 to 1.
In 1908, John O Leary patented a large net, to be installed on the front fender, to scoop pedestrians out of the way before they could be run over.
Slugs have four noses.
The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women.
The pound sign is called an "octothorp."
Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
The longest non-medical word in the English language is 'floccinaucinihilipilification', which means "the act of estimating as worthless."

._.

You appear to understand how a portal affects the overall flavor of beer, or to be more percise, how it does not. Beer flavor, a function of hops and temperature, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, tasty beer goes in, tasty beer comes out.