Apr 30 2008Nose Plugs Keep You Safe From Bio-hazards
Well I'm not really sure how safe they'll keep you from serious bio-hazards, but they've got to be better than just pulling your shirt up over your nose, right? Maybe not, I don't know. I ain't no damn noseologist, I'm a geekologist. Anyway, the Nose Mask Pit cost $14 and fit nice and tight up in your nostrils to keep out allergens and other nasty stuff. Maybe you want them, or maybe you prefer a surgical mask. Personally, I don a full-fledged gasmask. Like my grandpappy used to say, you never can be too safe or too drunk at a seedy strip club. Amen to that, pappy. If you do decide to go with these, let me give you a word of warning: Be careful. As a kid I stuffed two Hot-Wheels tires up one nostril and a cherry pit up the other and had to go to the hospital. My mom was afraid they'd cause lasting damage, but, thankfully, the doctor assured her I was retarded long before the incident.
Reader Comments
1. eh? - April 30, 2008 9:22 AM
er.. is it just me or does the nose in the pic look like that of a babY....
comeon.. are they seriously gunna put these up the snorkers of toddlers.. or is it just to stop the lil thing from dropping green goozzies all day long?
2. boredom - April 30, 2008 9:25 AM
wonder what it looks like when you sneeze with these things in. Might be hazardous to those around you. And if you do sneeze them out do you put them back in?
3. Ok - April 30, 2008 9:54 AM
FAKE!
4. cockeyed - April 30, 2008 10:35 AM
this way you can walk around and not look like a dork.... Or like you're in a techno band.
5. cockeyed - April 30, 2008 10:37 AM
btw, they have some sort of Asian print on the package, so the nose is probably from someone in Japan, where they wear a lot of surgical masks.
A lot of Eastern Asian noses are small and round like so.
6. Scott - April 30, 2008 10:39 AM
Laugh it up everyone but remember the other nose jigger that I can't think of right now? Well, that guy is rolling in cash!
Some people have allergies so bad I know they will try this and I see no reason why it wouldn't work.
Wow! I made a serious post! I didn't think it was in me.
7. Freddy K - April 30, 2008 10:58 AM
Noseologist? nice.
I don't think this one is for me. I'm not really into shoving things up my nose, except my finger. and if these babies are up there, there won't be enough room for my finger too. Its tough, but sometimes you have to make difficult choices.
8. SmokingGirl - April 30, 2008 2:05 PM
Ortholaringologist is an "ears, nose, and throat" doctor. I hope that clears up any confusion in the whole "noseologist" department.
9. pickle - April 30, 2008 2:09 PM
any idiot shoving these things up their nose deserves to die. maybe they could shove them up their ass instead.
10. blow me - May 1, 2008 4:31 AM
I like how they're coined "discreet", when all I would think upon seeing this nose (even if I didn't notice the clear plastic wire) is, "why do your nostrils remind me of marlon brandos cheeks as the Godfather?"
11. Suman - March 28, 2009 8:14 AM
i like this nose thing.i was looking for these kind of product.unfortunately i live in nepal is there any possibility that i can get that thing.because i want to come out of the danger infection of pollution in health.