Mar 20 2008Sleep Masks May Pose A Danger In Bed

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FreakyOldWoman is a freaky old woman that makes things and sells them on Etsy. Recently she made a line of disturbing sleep masks that will make you kill your partner if you wake up and see them in one. Several of them made me queasy just looking at them. The picture there is of a steampunk model, but they get a lot more disturbing than that. They're all $10 apiece with free shipping, so some of you may actually want one. They're too creepy for me though. Besides, my girlfriend and I have other sleep related problems to concern ourselves with. Like, oh I don't know, waking up to a cat shitting on the pillow between our faces.

Several more masks, along with a link to all of them, after the jump.

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FreakyOldWoman's Etsy Shop

Thanks to Christine, who isn't freaky (unless she wants to be) or old, for the tip

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Reader Comments

first? really? we'll see. I think they're kinda cool!

queasy*

how is that make you queazy??? thre just gay lmao

The third one is kinda cool.

Creepy.

Leave it to the elderly to bring out our worst fears.

The only danger is making me look Oh so very sexy in these masks.

They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.


Zomg.

No George Bush, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah masks? Not interested.

i just wish they had one with broken glass on the inside part.

:(

Hahahaha, the cat shitting on the pillow! Its so ridiculous and random, that I have trouble believing it's not true.

OMG! Thanks for the feature, I'm laughing, you are awesome!

Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.
Zomg.
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I have no idea what a Morrowind is, these were hand made by me using my own designs.

Freaky is not elderly or even old. :>) She is talented and also a
friend. Her masks are great for those of us who sleep during the day.
I wear one every time I sleep. They are designed and made by her
and that makes them even more special imho.

Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.
Zomg.
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I have no idea what a Morrowind is, these were hand made by me using my own designs.
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Fine then, they bear an unnerving resemblence to some of the Morrowind facial models, namely;

2 Wood Elf
4 Dark Elf

And by "unnerving resemblence" I mean they're identical. Especially so the 4th one

Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
And by "unnerving resemblence" I mean they're identical. Especially so the 4th one
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LOL, Dan, the 4th one is a photoshopped pic of my son. And everyone is designed by me, no gamer stuff. I had no idea what you were talking about by templates so I had to look that up. I am flattered that you commented though!

i have tried them but in my opinion they r jst wastage of money... if u want to comfort ur self then y u go for an expensive sleeping masks jst give a try to beauty impex sleeping masks it is very cheap in price but best in quality they have use a very smooth and sillky material in there product. this link my help u:
http://tinyurl.com/y8aern9

If you want to see some cool sleeping masks that are actually kind of fun and handmade then go to www.lenekonoir.com. They're handmade too but not creepy. Things like dead tired kitty mask, and deadly ninja sleeping mask. If you're not into handmade than you won't appreciate them.

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