Feb 13 2008Fly Mask Has Drinking Tube, Looks Iffy
This sippy mask was made by artist Jennifer Maestre.
This mosquito-esque mask is made of coiled, sewn, polyester horsehair braid. One cool thing about this mask- it has a drinking tube up the proboscis. Nothing stinks more than having to remove your face each time you'd like a sip of something tasty at a party!
Cool I guess, but I question how often it would actually get use. I'm sure if you wanted to be an idiot like my roommates you could get drunk in it every night, but honestly, you don't want to be like those guys. For us normal people it would only be appropriate the one day a year it's kosher to dress in costume and get drunk as shit -- Valentine's.
A picture of it glowing in the dark after the jump.
Sippy Mask Turns You Into an Alien From Mos Eisley Cantina [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Mr.Anderson - February 13, 2008 10:08 AM
Damn that teleportation device again. *Sigh* I'm getting tired of turning into all these strange insects.
2. SlowMonkey - February 13, 2008 10:17 AM
And this is going to help me find a boyfriend _ how?
3. Sophie - February 13, 2008 10:59 AM
WTF??!!??
Seriously, WTF??!!??
4. guate6 - February 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm with #3.
I'm still confused, why is this posted? And I'm surprised there wasn't a witty comment from the writer.
This fly mask can also be used as a Halloween mask and a regular "my face is too fugly, so I'll wear this so I can finally go out in public." Now I can't tell which of these three the lady is doing...she could be all three...a really ugly woman drinking purple shit at a Halloween party where there are flies (or one dude dressed up as The Fly).
5. Beer and Golf - February 13, 2008 1:18 PM
take away the straw and you've got a lesbian sex toy
6. Skeps - February 13, 2008 4:14 PM
keep the straw and you have an even BETTER lesbian sex toy
7. Lindsay - February 13, 2008 9:49 PM
holy shit thats creepy as hellll. WTF is it for? and why? and what? GROSS.
8. laz - February 14, 2008 3:07 AM
glow in the dark bong mask
9. KingBling - February 14, 2008 9:37 AM
This mask is excellent . I have bought one for my girlfriend as it saves me putting a paper bag over her head during our dull lovemaking sessions
10. Kenny Lavitz - February 14, 2008 9:42 AM
Can anyone tell me if this is adequate at sucking up sperm as I regularly attend my Aunties Bukkake Parties?