Feb 5 2008Adidas Halo Shoes Are Highly Questionable


Adidas is only making 100 pairs of these Halo inspired sneakers. As you can see, they're constructed of black leather, some other material with guns printed on it, and come complete with blue accents. They cost $110. Personally I don't know why they made them. Hardcore gamers like myself don't buy or wear crap like this, we wear slippers. And it takes a real man to admit that. It also takes a real man to admit that you pee in a wastebasket because you refuse to take a break from gaming. Which, uh, I may admit to if enough people agree it makes me a real man.

UPDATE: Girlfriend just caught me peeing in wastebasket. Relationship over. Evidently not real man.

Ugly-Ass Halo Shoes [albotas]

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Is that a velcro strap on the bottom there? Is this really how Master Chief rocks the sidewalk?

Eh, I'd just snag a pair to resell on ebay to triple the money.

hahah peeing in wastebasket..lol

UPDATE: Actually, ex-girlfriend found to be real man.

If anyone buys these I ask that you immediately be sterelized.

FYI: Gilbert Arenas of the NBA's Washington Wizards designed these shoes because Halo is his favorite video game. Just something random I'd like to add.

Are these designed for the elderly? Because that's what it looks like to me.

...and if anyone wants to know, i can sterilize your penises in my mouth and dry it off in off in my butt.

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