Jan 2 2008USB Eye Warmer Keeps Your Peepers Toasty
This product is a dream come true. Just yesterday I was thinking to myself "Jesus my eyes are cold, if I don't warm those bitches up they'll freeze right out of their sockets". And then along comes Brando (surprise, surprise) to the rescue with the USB Eye Warmer ($15).
Just put up the USB Eye Warmer, it can warm up your eyes and help you to get rid of tired. It not only relaxes your eyes but also comforts your entire body.
So it helps you get rid of tired. I assume they mean tired eyes and not tired body, because that dude in the picture is passed the f*** out. Which would indicate it doesn't get rid of being tired at all. Still, any USB device that makes me fall asleep at work is okay in my book.
Note: Seeing how this thing is made by Brando it's not recommended you use the 'high' setting unless you're fine with the unit catching fire and burning your face off. Just kidding, I'm sure it's safe.
USB Eye Warmer [7gadgets]
Reader Comments
1. Billy Avenue - January 2, 2008 2:12 PM
wow that's friggin awesome. I can't wait for groin warmer.
2. Amy - January 2, 2008 2:45 PM
I think there's more to it but it's funny how it looks like it says "usb bra" across the guy's chest.
3. wiinja - January 2, 2008 5:50 PM
Brando!
what kind of cheap usb-powered crap will they come up with next?!
4. Complete Geek - January 2, 2008 10:02 PM
Great! Next I want them to invent something that will give me my dignity back should I ever buy that piece o' crap.
5. Adam - January 3, 2008 6:10 AM
Hey! It must be cool if Zach Braff has one!
6. jason m - January 21, 2008 3:26 PM
i accually got to this site looking for an eye warmer. It's a good idea. It's funny how many people ware glasses and think it eye problems are some type of unreversable natrual thing. who strecthes cold? don't you think your eyes work the same way
7. doris - July 30, 2009 8:40 AM
a toasty peeper-keeper. gals could wear it differently and hope bottoms and slippers are invented soon, in matching colors too LOL. It gets SO cold during very late nite bloggings (like now).