Jan 10 2008Taser Features MP3 Player, Hooker Styling
Taser, a company that focuses its efforts on developing products that shock people, is releasing a new line of tasers and had them on display at the CES. The Taser C2 features an MP3 player holster that stores 1GB of music, so you can get your groove on while you watch a would-be attacker wriggle in the street. While this may appeal to some, I have a few bones to pick. First of all, if you're listening to music you're going to be a lot more susceptible to attack, seeing how it would be easier to sneak up on you. And secondly, I tried this system and ended up jolting my penis with 50,000 volts when I tried to skip a song.
Introducing the Taser mp3 player [metro]
Thanks to Sebastian, whose story will never end, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. The Moato - January 10, 2008 3:20 PM
If it's got enough juice to immobilize an attacker, it had DAMNED WELL better not run out of power in the middle of Tubthumper!
2. j shlong - January 10, 2008 3:29 PM
"Thanks to Sebastian, who's story will never end"
funny
3. Quase - January 10, 2008 4:08 PM
Der, the idea here is to help us white folk learn how to dance. The only way we can move our legs and arms fast enough to look like we're dancing, is tasing your own sorry ass...
4. guate6 - January 10, 2008 4:34 PM
LOL...good one #1, very appropriate "I get knocked down..." Tubthumping is awesome. I bet I know someone who will avoid these at all cost: Andrew Myers (the "don't tase me bro" dude).
5. nekoneko - January 11, 2008 2:16 AM
Hmm... wonder if it comes with 'Singing in the Rain' preprogrammed into the playlist.
6. lexxy - January 11, 2008 8:45 AM
*whose not who's