Jan 31 2008Hitch Hands Are Utterly Ridiculous, OMG

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I know what you're thinking -- there's no way a product can top the swinging testicles in the "stupid truck accessories" department. Well making a valiant effort is the Hitch Hand. It's a $40 hand that mounts on your truck hitch. You can form it to make such hilarious gestures as "the finger" and "the shocker". Oh my god if I had been old enough to drive in 8th grade this thing would have been the shit.

Hitch Hands Website complete with dumb ass questions section

Thanks to Kelly, who knows a classy product when she sees one, for the tip

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1. The Beer Baron - January 31, 2008 6:50 PM

Bet ya every truck in the South will have this mounted on their radical pickups!

2. Scott - January 31, 2008 8:55 PM

Bet ya everyone north of Tennessee will buy one of these to shove up their own ass.

3. Fred - January 31, 2008 11:19 PM

when i saw this i had visions of me raming some bastards truck over and over again with a $300 pinto.

4. vaultdweller13 - February 1, 2008 12:51 AM

"Hey Earl, I see you got one of dem hitch hands."

"Oh that. Nah, some drifeter grabbed onto my bumper but I lost em when I hit the interstate."

5. guate6 - February 1, 2008 1:01 AM

Wouldn't dish washing gloves be less expensive?

6. woodhorse - February 1, 2008 4:21 PM

Who knew there was such a market for Things You Can Hang Off The Back Of Your Truck?

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