Dec 18 2007Light Fingers: The New Glow Stick For Raves
Light Fingers are ridiculous.
A hypnotic light show at your fingertips; put on your favorite music, turn down the lights, and dazzle yourself with beams of pure color. You control more than 20 different pre-programmed light show patterns, plus a black light and strobe light add mind-blowing effects.
They cost $20 and will make you the stupidest looking person at whatever party you're at. Since when did a glow-stick on a string become insufficient entertainment when you're tripping? They always worked fine for me. Well, except for the one I chewed through. While having a glowing tongue is kind of cool for a minute, it isn't worth the taste of radioactive shit in your mouth.
Light Fingers, One Hand Light Show [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - December 18, 2007 3:10 PM
Only people who would trip on E would be stupid enough to think this was cool.
2. nrgspike - December 18, 2007 3:22 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw kids wearing something very similar from time to time during my clubbing days back in '99, 2000. ...so I'd say the 'cool' factor has kinda gone off the boil by now.
3. ~zeus~ - December 18, 2007 4:42 PM
even kids that r "trip on E" would think this is stupid :P
4. joeypants - December 18, 2007 4:51 PM
Does anyone seriously rave anymore??? Fags...
5. Morono - December 18, 2007 5:01 PM
wtf is "E" anyway
6. boredom - December 18, 2007 5:08 PM
yeah these things were out for about 5 bucks back in 99 in toy stores and yes you saw them at raves and clubs. Only E-tards thought it was cool
7. opinionHatednominator - December 18, 2007 8:49 PM
I have an idea! I won't buy one!
8. carrie - February 4, 2008 6:22 PM
Um..I personally dont like dat stupid 'the new glow stick' .. its pathetic.
I had a couple friends do a 'lightshow' before and it was awesome.
Yess, i tripped on 'E' a few times but still it was pretty sweet to look at and be amazingly amused. !.
Just my opinon. :D
9. Dragon - March 19, 2009 9:41 PM
eh these are stupid looking, but if they do the job of a good light show who cares. however, there are gloves with microlights in them that look better and will probably do a better job. and no need to be callin people that rave, "fags" its their choice to do that, its their hobby.
BTW its "ROLL on E" or "ROLLIN" not trip.
10. Sexy Lexy - April 20, 2009 1:08 PM
"WOW" ..To the people ripping on the ravers. You are the fags. What goes around comes around I guess. For the people who do not know what "E" is, do not post it go goolge it instead. This is not a chat room.
I am a raver. I wish I would have had this funky liitle gadget back in the day, I bet it would have been pretty cool.
11. rockthebox004 - May 27, 2009 5:35 PM
you guys are dumb and dont know shit about drugs or raves.
12. thewileywizard - October 20, 2009 3:55 PM
The concept is awesome, go back to your WoW or whatever stuck up nerdery you find yourself doing and stop ragging on shit that other people could like.
13. mozartsmadness - October 29, 2009 2:40 PM
This isnt what there suppose to use the actual glow fingers are like a dollor and small fit on the tip of your finger and brouden the aspect of what you can do with your light show and yes people still rave i get paid anywhere from 80- 140 a night lightdancing at huge a$$ raves. my fav to dance for is held once a year in arazona desert come check it out its not this theres 100 people drinking beer doing drugs listening to techno messing with glowsticks $hiiit that yall are referring to it is a fully orcastrated event that people come from all over even europe to go to.
14. fantasy - January 7, 2010 9:19 PM
OKAY LOOK, yall have no idea what your talking about number one: its called "rolling" not "tripping" and secondly: its called "tabs" or "x-o's" not "E" so learn about what your talken bout before you try to hate. im a raver iand i personaly like glowsticking ( aka useing handheld glowsticks when i rave) but this is a good idea for someone who dosnt know how to rave and still wants a light show yall dont know anything about drugs or raveing so just shut up u sound stupid