Nov 1 2007Roulette Rims Are Dumb, The World Is Ending
I knew it was only a matter of time, and now that time has run out. Introducing the Roulette Wheel Rims, by Lenso, coming soon to a rap video near you.
Lenso created these unique roulette wheel rims and if you're not swayed by the black and red numbers around the outer edge, maybe the Louis Vuitton leather finish in the middle might sell you. Even the company's name has been spelled out in oh-so-tasteful rhinestones if for some reason you're not getting the whole 'Las Vegas' theme here.
Leather on your rims, great combo. It's official folks, the end is near. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are right around the corner and waiting to swoop in and kill us all. Well at least anyone that would consider these things (this guy is a likely candidate). Okay, maybe I'm being a little harsh. Wait, *looks again* no, no I'm not.
Roulette Wheel Makes your Car Think It's In Vegas [techeblog]
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Reader Comments
1. Nat - November 1, 2007 2:55 PM
Oh sweet Jesus these are terrible.
2. Manuel Gonzales - November 1, 2007 3:01 PM
Are those spinner rims? If they are not, they failed completely.
3. Clem - November 1, 2007 3:41 PM
Coming to an Escalade near you...
4. Phy - November 1, 2007 4:35 PM
Where's the sweaty guy from the Sledgehammer-yourself-a-chair post? Someone tell him we've got the perfect candidate to be bashed into an ottoman.
5. Feckless - November 1, 2007 4:49 PM
PIMP MY SEDGWAY!
6. Feckless - November 1, 2007 4:52 PM
*Segway" - just because I can't spell it doesn't mean I can't navigate the turns.
7. Shecky - November 1, 2007 5:15 PM
That leather's nothing. Asanti wheels makes wheels with Ostrich skin, and wood on them! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzy!
8. flareback - November 1, 2007 5:31 PM
So next time you roll your car and it stops on its side, you can play roulette while waiting on the cops.
9. Tenchi059 - November 1, 2007 7:53 PM
coming soon to a rap video near you
LOL
10. ivanm - November 2, 2007 9:31 AM
I hope that the news is not true, the world must continue to exist in order to live happy and quiet
11. jazzman - November 2, 2007 11:19 AM
WTF Rap video...
12. guate6 - November 3, 2007 6:18 PM
I still can't figure out whether to laugh until I pop, or die crying...
13. poop - November 4, 2007 9:36 AM
it would require way too much effort to type what i am really thinking here... plus, i'd get fired from my talk radio show.
14. Anthony - November 6, 2007 5:48 PM
I'm not feeling these rims. When I saw them on http://www.globalgrind.com I was confused as to why they were even made. Who is going to buy them? I pass.
15. nate - February 25, 2009 10:22 PM
where's the double zero
16. myspace.com/headupmusic33 - May 5, 2009 7:14 PM
omg that shit is so gay....rotf lmao i cant see that at a car show i thing thay'll get the shit kicked out of them lol lol lol
17. rhys - June 3, 2009 2:22 PM
love the rims there what las vagas call bling
18. madison - October 21, 2009 6:12 PM
these are amazing!
19. Tim Gorman - June 17, 2010 7:47 AM
If you want to avoid safe tire issues go with tires that last long and properly maintain them.
20. jibrila - July 21, 2010 2:29 PM
when i see these rims i feel it main thees type of rims cant be in ghana accra because there is criminals when u bring it happiness u go back with pain sorrow and even cry blood