Female Master Chief Makes Me Feel Funny
Artist David Johnson has created a female Master Chief figure in polymer clay and is selling her on eBay. She is 8" tall and gives me a boner (which is about half that size). Bidding started at $199, but is now over $1,500. David insures his pieces for life, so if you break her during a heavy petting session one night he'll fix her for free. The auction ends on October 4th. It's totally cool to pleasure yourself to this thing right? I mean it's not like it's anime or anything. That's a cartoon. This thing is practically a real woman. Well just to be safe I'm not saying that it's okay to pleasure yourself while checking her out. But I did. Twice. Three times here in a few minutes.
A ton more of her after the jump, along with a link to the auction.
eBay via Halo 'Mistress Chief' Action Figure On eBay [therawfeed]
