Aug 16 2007Executive Foosball Coffee Table
Looks can be deceiving. Take for example this foosball table. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Well that is simply the most awesome foosball table I have ever seen." And I'm with you on that, I was thinking the exact same thing when I first saw it. There's just two problems. 1. It cost $6,700, and 2. It's freaking tiny! They totally trick you with that picture, what a sham. Anyways, if you have that kind of money to spend on a coffee table, call me and I'll come curl up in front of your couch indefinitely for the same price. I also come in an ottoman model.
One more picture exposing their trickery after the jump.
Executive Foosball Coffee Table [Gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. TQ - August 16, 2007 11:16 AM
i actually really like this.. now wheres the air hockey one?
2. Jim - August 16, 2007 11:32 AM
I always figured that an Executive Foosball Table would have, instead of little, plastic futbol players, little, plastic low-level factory workers and sales associates.
Maybe the opposing goalies could be the wife and the mistress.
There would be no children because, admittedly, the children get neglected.
3. SuperStoned420 - August 16, 2007 11:44 AM
cool.
4. drunkenbeastie - August 16, 2007 1:35 PM
what kind of executive works on a floor? next to a couch? with beer?
and where do i apply?
5. Bart - August 16, 2007 4:38 PM
Call me crazy, but I think I'd rather buy a fooseball table for $200 and put a piece of glass over it. Then maybe trim the legs until I've achieved the desired height. I would take the money I'd saved and do money angels next to it in my living room.
6. Joe Fonebone - August 16, 2007 5:48 PM
It's a FOOTBALL table! FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL! Fecking FOOTBALL!!! Bloody Yanks....
7. Jim - August 16, 2007 6:55 PM
How do you drop the ball in the middle of the field?
8. CAPITALLETTERS - August 17, 2007 2:21 PM
"Table fusball"/"Table football", for Jesus' sake. God only knows what America would be like if they actually had an adequate education system/didn't derive their language and idioms from Friends.
9. Hexum2600 - September 4, 2007 6:52 AM
Burn in hell. Fussball/fusball, as in German?
Yeah, we're the ones with the shitty educational system. Do you know where Germany is? They even have a different language that they speak CAPITALLETTERS!
10. Timber - March 11, 2008 3:29 PM
I'm making one !
5% the cost
11. Monica Nadela - June 13, 2009 12:50 PM
You can find a more affordable version at
http://foosballcoffeetable.com/
Still a unique piece for any soccer fan that is hard to find but a price you can afford.