Jun 27 2007Ferrari Visio Binoculars

I'm not sure why, but William Optics has teamed up with Ferrari and created their new Ferrari Visio binoculars. The waterproof, 25mm binoculars come in a red carbon fiber body and have 8x magnification with fully multi-coated lenses. And I guess they go really fast. Or something.
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Reader Comments
1. Shoppo - June 27, 2007 1:25 PM
They do go fast. Right off your neck as someone steals them.
Then again, no one has stolen my Porsche Pen yet, so maybe not...
2. RandomNigel - June 27, 2007 1:27 PM
Because every woodsman hunter needs a pair of ferrari binoculars.
3. wiinja - June 27, 2007 1:31 PM
great, so i can spy on the car i'm too poor to get close to
4. Amy - June 27, 2007 1:36 PM
Hey ladies, I'm pulling down short order cook money. Check out my Ferrari...wait...BINOCULARS! I also have a pair of Ferrari shoes if that doesn't imediately make you ovulate.
5. Manuel Gonzales - June 27, 2007 1:42 PM
Rediculous
6. mac - June 27, 2007 2:37 PM
How am I supposed to stalk my prey with bright red binoculars? Totally impractical!
7. scar104 - June 27, 2007 3:07 PM
Hot damn, THATS what I need! A completely conspicuous, bright red pair of over priced binocs that you can buy for $40 at wal-mart. From cars to binoculars, What will they think of next?
8. RACHEL! - June 27, 2007 3:51 PM
ooh that is smart Amy now I can show off my ferrari prodects without the extreme cost of the real thing...
9. Thinkhouse - June 27, 2007 4:37 PM
carbon fiber body....thank heavens!
10. Simon - June 27, 2007 4:42 PM
Too bad they made a typo
Visio - N
11. JP - June 27, 2007 4:55 PM
what's next? a ferrari branded house? made of carbon fibre?
12. SuperStoned420 - June 27, 2007 9:56 PM
Carbon Fiber keeps me regular.
13. Maddy - June 28, 2007 12:56 AM
nice to follow your ferarri on the track circuit i suppose.
14. Tap - June 28, 2007 8:25 AM
Swarovski Crystal also makes binoculars for some reason. Maybe you can use them to gaze at your hugely overpriced collectibles from afar.
15. Tap - June 28, 2007 8:25 AM
http://www.swarovski.com/index/0,2768,contentId%3D2862,00.html
16. Pastor Al - June 28, 2007 9:46 AM
Mmm... I love a bowl of carbon fiber in the morning... bright, red, choco-carbon fiber.
17. wd-40 - June 28, 2007 10:54 AM
This is great cause I can now squish heads from an even further distance away all the while looking cool!
Don't mind me miss lady strolling along...I'm just gonna squish your head!
*squish* *squish* *squish*
18. Misanthrope - July 3, 2007 12:03 AM
If I stuck a Ferrari emblem to my penis do you think the ladies would like it more?