May 9 2007The killer tortoise
This is video of a tortoise defending its territory against invading cats. Didn't you know? After sharks, tortoises are nature's number one killing machine.
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Reader Comments
1. 1-Ton - May 9, 2007 7:55 AM
haha!
2. HLK - May 9, 2007 7:56 AM
Destroying cats, one chunk at a time!
3. vanman - May 9, 2007 8:11 AM
That was one fast moving turtle. I think it saw what I see (or think i see) in cats. There is something weird going on in there. Cats see something that we can't, AND THEY AREN'T TELLING US. I don't think it's coincidence that egyptians worshipped the ancestors of our modern day cat. Those cat's back then had brains that were almost as large as ours. Yes, I am serious.
4. MobiusStrip - May 9, 2007 8:25 AM
Stup1d c4t g0t pwn3d by 4 t0rt01s3?
5. Amy - May 9, 2007 8:31 AM
That turtle is a bully. That cat's gonna go on a killing rampage in 6 months and now everyone will know why.
6. james - May 9, 2007 8:46 AM
Thats entertainment!
7. aaron - May 9, 2007 9:01 AM
that tortoise is an asshole
8. Mitch - May 9, 2007 10:18 AM
real turtles don't need nunchucks!
9. BNew - May 9, 2007 11:38 AM
That was definitely more entertaining that "Scorpion v. Black Widow."
10. Superfish - May 9, 2007 11:46 AM
wow. another episode of the hare and the tortise...only it's the "furball" and the "cat-killing, horny territory-stealing killer turtle." oh yea, that's entertainment baby. and what's worse? i pissed in my pants.
11. Superfish - May 9, 2007 11:48 AM
...and why didn' t the cat just rip his head off? that's what i woulda done...right after i washed the blood off my hand from the turtle snapping me.
12. Seefood - May 9, 2007 1:05 PM
turtle must have stuck it's little head back into it's shell fast enough....I actually did think the cat chomped off the turtle's head a couple times but I guess not. I guess a cat's teeth and claws aren't hard enough to dent turtles.....eh - should've gone for the soft underbelly.
13. Tim - May 9, 2007 1:46 PM
This is great. I f***ing HATE cats and I love turtles.
made me smile
14. TAJ - May 9, 2007 1:49 PM
The cat should have flipped the tortoise over on its back. Sukkah!
15. crap - May 9, 2007 1:52 PM
I f***ing HATE Tim and love both turtles and cats.
16. Melly - May 9, 2007 2:02 PM
That cat was such a pussy.. haha.. get it?!? I know I know, I'll be here all week!
17. SnuSnu - May 9, 2007 6:52 PM
yeah i f***ing HATE Tim too and i think all turtles and cats should make him suck donkey bawllz
18. Toni-Maree - May 9, 2007 7:30 PM
That f***ing turtle is a sneaky lil bastard. Did you see how many times it attacked from behind! Man that video is gold.
19. frank_the_dolphin - May 10, 2007 12:48 AM
That turtle must have been on crack. A normal turtle doesn't move that fast.
20. MKR - May 10, 2007 4:59 AM
Normal turtles can move that fast if properly motivated. Turtles don't usually move that fast because they prefer to conserve energy. :)
21. Scottish Sarah - May 10, 2007 5:01 AM
Oh man, a friend of mine has a tortise like that. Anything in it's field of vision it attacks!
Watching it chase grown men round the garden is ace.
22. Stolencheese - May 10, 2007 9:10 AM
I have come to the conclusion.. That..
It is..
A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!
23. Britney - May 30, 2007 8:29 PM
Omg that turtle was a mean lil sucker. Yea and it is a little sneak, what did the mother turtle teach that turtle to attack living things..........lol j/k. But yea why didn't that cat freaking hurt that turtle. I wonder what that turtle will attack next??
who Knows.