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I'm Coming In For A Landing!: Space Shuttle Slippers

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These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dreamed of making love to a man with space shuttle slippers on? Hopefully my girlfriend has, because I am about to MAKE THAT DREAM COME TRUE.

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Sorcery: A Tree That Looks Like A Dragon Head

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This is the base of a tree in Rabat, Morocco that looks like a dragon's head. Personally, I think it looks more like a water serpent's head, but what do I know? I've only a wizard who's been breeding dragons for centuries. Which means I DO know that doesn't look like a dragon's head. It does look like a witch I used to date though. Obviously, she was not the prettiest witch at Hogwarts. But damn if she didn't have the best secret family spell for meatloaf. You couldn't brew an anti-boner potion strong enough to contain my orgasm whenever I had a bite.

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WHAAAAA: Radio Controlled Flying Grim Reaper Prank

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Because tomorrow is Halloween, here's a prank video featuring a flying radio controlled Grim Reaper terrifying the shit out of people. Honestly, I can't believe people were actually that scared. If it's your time, it's your time -- you can't escape death. I would have just turned around and embraced him. "BUT I DID NOT COME FOR YOU, GW." Dammit, of course you didn't. I heard your mom was a Halloween decoration -- now scythe me in half anyways.

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I Am Into This: A 3-D Printed T-Rex Shower Head

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This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes the perfect shower head to masturbate to when you're rinsing off before bed but too tired to use your imagination. "Speak for yourself." I AM THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

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Disgruntled Employee: Wal-Mart Apologizes For Labeling Plus-Size Costumes 'Fat Girl Costumes' On Website

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Wal-Mart has publicly apologized after online shoppers discovered that plus-size Halloween costumes were all grouped within a 'Fat Girl Costumes' section of their website. Clearly somebody in their web commerce division skipped their mandatory political correctness seminar. Or maybe someone was recently angered that a big beautiful woman turned them down and decided to lash out. Oooooor maybe Wal-Mart is just a giant insensitive jerk at heart and doesn't really care about their number one demographic. "It's not like those fat idiots in Mississippi can even use computers!" I imagine an executive saying before lighting a cigar with a handful of $100 bills.

Thanks to Allyson, who is a firm believer in not buying your Halloween costume on Wal-Mart's website.

You're Sick For Laughing: Little Girl's New Fairy Toy Flies Straight Into Fire

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This is a video from America's Funniest Videos of a little girl demonstrating her new Flutterbye Flying Fairy toy. Apparently she got a fire-element fairy though, because it heads straight for the fireplace. I've never heard of Flutterbye Flying Fairies before, but I just watched a bunch of videos of them on Youtube and they seem pretty legit. Legit enough for me to have just dropped $30 on the Disney Tinkerbell edition from Amazon Prime? Only time will tell. And that time is two-days (free Amazon Prime shipping).

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Fancy Feast Me, STAT: Catnip Joints For Cats

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These are Stark Raving Cat's Catnip Joints ($10 for five). They're sealed cloth joints filled with catnip. In a perfect world, your cat will hold one in its mouth like a real joint so you can take pictures and post them on Facebook and get a ton of likes. In the real world, your cat will only roll around on them and bat them under the sofa. I remember giving my cats catnip back in the day. They would go nuts making all sorts of demonic purrs then run into the walls trying to escape their own tails. It was so fun to watch I cancelled my cable and internet for a whole month.

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Pope Francis Says Big Bang And Evolution Are Real

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Father Larry David is impressed!

Speaking to a recent audience at the Vatican, Pope Francis has announced he believes the Big Bang theory and evolution are real, and don't contradict the idea of creation. Heck yeah, I can't wait to bring this up in Sunday school!

"The beginning of the world is not the work of chaos that owes its origin to something else, but it derives directly from a supreme principle that creates out of love," Pope Francis said. "The Big Bang, that today is considered to be the origin of the world, does not contradict the creative intervention of God; on the contrary, it requires it. Evolution in nature is not in contrast with the notion of [divine] creation because evolution requires the creation of the beings that evolve."


The Pontiff said God created beings "and let them develop in accordance with the internal laws that he has given to each one." He said: "When we read in Genesis the account of creation [we are] in danger of imagining that God was a magician, complete with a magic wand that can do all things. But he is not."

Aha, so love was the catalyst for the Big Bang. Love is also an important ingredient when you're baking cookies for a friend's birthday. Things baked with love taste different than things baked without. Things baked with laxatives don't though, which is why you can expect to spend the rest of the afternoon in the bathroom if you ate any of the cookies I left in the break room.

Thanks to Marissa, Ed, icallblue, Justin and NOX, who are firm believers that God has a plan. Or at least he did before he abandoning it and just deciding to wing it.