This is a video of a couple zombies impressively parkouring around a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Obviously, if real zombies turn out to be this nimble, everyone's getting their brains eaten. Except me. I'm throwing myself into a volcano like that little troll at the end of L... / Continue →

Note: Picture relatively unrelated but still from one of the best games ever made. Funeral goers in Zimbabwe were sent scattering after a man believed to be dead for a day started moving around in his coffin. Turns out he wasn't dead after all, just MOSTLY dead. *cue Miracle... / Continue →

Because Mother Nature is completely out of her f***ing mind, decapitated rattlesnakes can still strike and cripple/kill their enemies up to an hour after being decapitated. They can't fly though, so now would be a good time to start saving for that jetpack. Rattlesnake venom ... / Continue →

In solid alibi news, 19-year old Jerimiah Hartline stole a tractor trailer in California last Saturday, then sped it down a highway before crashing it on its side, causing several other accidents. And all because zombies were chasing him. You laugh now, but in the future that... / Continue →

Are they supposed to be like, eating your feet, or are you STOMPING THEIR FACES? This is a pair of $30 dangling-eye zombie head slippers from Firebox. Their currently available for pre-order and are one-size-fits-most up to a men's 10.5. Which is a shame, because I'm a solid... / Continue →

This is the realistic looking zombie cake created by the Artisan Cake Company of Portland, Oregon. It's not really cake though, the body was made out of Rice Krispies (or possibly store-brand Crispy Rice), then covered with a modeling chocolate skin and a shredded fondant shir... / Continue →

Because this is the world we live in, eccentric fragrance manufacturer Demeter has created zombie-themed scents for him and her. They really need to hire a new bottle art designer. So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and... / Continue →

I meant to post this video when it came out late last week but I have a little something my doctor likes to call "a really serious issue" and I forget things sometimes. So I'm sorry if you've already seen this, but not too much because you're usually a jerk to me anyways. Thi... / Continue →

In news that just makes me want to throw my hands up and tell the lord to take me now, scientists have created "zombie" cells in the laboratory that can outperform living ones. I don't even know what that means but I just taped a knife to a mop handle to fend off whatever hell... / Continue →

Geekologie reader Killa Kadoogen is selling his Zombie Response Jeep Comanche Pioneer, and his inevitable loss of life at the hands of the undead can now be your gain. I looked long and hard at the listing, and from what I gathered the features that differentiate this zombie h... / Continue →