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  • April 15, 2013
    Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six different kinds of cereal, including: Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2012
    This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Inspired by these dino heels I posted a while ago, Instructables editor mikeasaurus decided to make his own. And these are the result. Want to make your own? Just follow his Instructable! Soon we're all gonna be walking around in dino heels being all sexy and saying things ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    How bad do you like spoiling your kids? $15,000 edible gingerbread playhouse bad? If you answered "yes", congratulations, your children are gonna grow up to be monsters. If you answered, "oh hell no -- I even lick the spatula right in front of them!", great, there's hope for... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2010
    This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box wi... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2010
    This is a glacier "bleeding" delicious primordial ooze (high-res shot HERE) it picked up a couple million years ago. You all know what that means, don't you? I'm gonna chug a Big Gulp-full and turn into a ninja turtle! Roughly 2 million years ago, the Taylor Glacier sealed... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering ... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2009
    Looks legit to me. Picture [ozozo] Thanks to Jessica, who doesn't care if there's rat fur in the pizza, she's going.... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    This set of Constructive Eating Kids' Utensils costs $20 but some of the proceeds go to funding health services for children. So that's cool. Plus, heavy machinery, how can you go wrong? BEEP BEEP -- back that thing up and dump some mashed potatoes IN MY MOUTH! Transform me... / Continue →