Note: Uncensored shot HERE. And sadly, no, they don't come in blue or green. This is the $200 Fun Factory (Fun Factory -- or FUNNEST Factory?) Stronic Eins Pulsator. It looks like a vibrator, but it's not, it's a pulsator. It pulsates instead of vibrates, giving the sensati... / Continue →

Because quality parenting is a dying art, a 33-year old mother from South Glens Falls, New York, was recently arrested and charged after hiring two strippers for her 16-year old son's bowling alley birthday party. For reference, when the mother was her son's age she was pregna... / Continue →

This is a fancy wooden NES controller coffee table built by the folks at the Bohemian Workbench (who previously built this one). It's made with a bunch of exotic woods, is Wii compatible, comes with a zapper, and costs $7,200. *coughing up blood* That's a lot of money. "Wai... / Continue →

This is a new license plate from the Mexican state of Coahuila. It features a badass (albeit stoned looking) dino with the phrase "Coahuila: Land of Dinosaurs". According to tipster Ricardo (who lives in Torreon, Coahuila), most people don't like them, which makes about as muc... / Continue →

Nice googly eye bro. This is a National Geographic video of a red capped manakin strutting that azz to attract a mate. He has got MOVES. You seriously just have to watch the video to believe it. I think I'm in love. Hit the jump, skip to 0:35 and unlace your shoes because ... / Continue →

So Christmas is over and people are already back to being their regular jerkbag selves, but before I put Santa to bed here's the R2-D2/C-3PO lamp built by artist Gordon Tarpley that was inspired by the sexy lady leg lamp in A Christmas Story. Never seen A Christmas Story? Joi... / Continue →

This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a... / Continue →

This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As... / Continue →

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who finds them so irresistible, paleontologists are now claiming that the earliest dinosaurs to develop feathers did so for courtship purposes and not to soar like giant, sexy eagles. *ruffling tail-feathers* CAW, CAW! "They may have in... / Continue →

In "hands down the sexiest f***ing shoes I've ever seen" news, this is a pair of molded t-rex high heels. Unfortunately, that's all the information I have. Well, that, and I think I'm developing a foot fetish. A foot fetish and a rash (athlete's dong). Thanks to Andrew, spl... / Continue →