Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT THE STAIRS GW!" Oh relaaaaaaax Steve, I'll just tilt your chair back and we'll bounce right down. The origina... / Continue →

This is a video of a Fed-Ex delivery guy throwing a flat-screen monitor over a fence into some bushes. Why? Because f*** your package, that's why. Hit the jump for the somebody's getting fired the week before Christmas!... / Continue →

Because the new iPhone's SIRI personal assistant was practically made for novelty purposes, here she is responding to a bunch of bull$h!t. I honestly don't know who to feel sorrier for: SIRI, or the people taking the time to try to come up with the things to ask her. Kidding,... / Continue →

Damn Mario, did you just eat like five power-up mushrooms or what? Because Post-It's practically grow on trees (like money!), "digital solutions" company Filter recreated Super Mario Bros. world 1-1 on its 6th floor windows in downtown Seattle. No word if anybody was fired fo... / Continue →

Note: Pictures are just renderings of the designs they were working from, actual photos are just now starting to show up. Because there's no better way to jumpstart children's interest in space than corn mazes they can't appreciate except from a helicopter, NASA and seven farm... / Continue →

Seen here soliciting a wave from a young passenger, a member of a Paris airport's holographic staff welcomes flyers aboard their flight. GOOD -- I hate those real workers. *stuffing little brother in suitcase* In Paris, one major airport is piloting a test program that repla... / Continue →

8-Bit Interview is a minute and a half of video game characters applying for a job. It's hit-n-miss, but I'd still hire the following: Link, Peppy and Solid Snake. The rest I would not only NOT hire, but sue for sexual harassment. "Geez GW, remind me to never work for you." ... / Continue →

This is a copy of the official termination form of some assistant manager from a Domino's in Whoknows, Orcares, USA. The important part is I happen to know it's one of you. So, yeah -- go ahead and fess up (also, try using your old employee-discount to order me an extra-large... / Continue →

You see the guy in the upper left of the screen? He's a banker. A banker that's about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank's rates decision, hold ... / Continue →

This is a picture in the Dallas Cowboys stadium of a giant display that is connected to a computer that (and I'm using my Sherlock Holmes-y powers of deduction here) was improperly shut down. Just a guess. Oh, here comes another!: morbidly obese. I know, I'd make a killing a... / Continue →