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  • February 11, 2013
    Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2012
    Wow, of course you took her to a playground YOU PERVY WEIRDO. This is a video of a guy demonstrating his virtual reality girlfriend. She was created using a hacked Kinect, some video glasses, and a heaping scoop of sad, pervertedness. Her actual avatar is Hatsune Miku, a Jap... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    NOTE: SERIOUSLY TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN TO BETWEEN 0 AND 1. I know I said no more Christmas posts, but I'm also a notorious liar. Just ask any my friends. "One time I used my only phone call from jail to call him and he said he'd be right there to bail me out. He never came... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is a video of an industrial robot arm that's been programmed to scratch records. He...isn't very good. Plus he doesn't even realize there isn't another record playing until 1:40 so it's literally JUST scratching until then and made me want to blow my own brains out. And... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your hand! Plus it gives you cancer.* Regardless, I just ordered a case with the hopes of meeting some ne... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    Because Netflix has been making virtually every business decision recently based on which option would be best to alienate their customer base, the movie-renting/streaming giant successfully announced the loss of 800,000 of their popcorn-crumbed consumers this quarter, sending th... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Kidding -- she's clearly adulterated. Ah yes, the ol' Myspace mirror shot. I've taken those before. SHIRTLESS. Oh I'm sorry -- am I making you too wet? "Only with vomit." Mmmmmm, rub it into your beard. This is crusty skankasaurus taking a Myspace mirror shot WITH AN ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    How about we just show each other our privates and call it a Skype? Seen here reaching previously unknown levels of sadness, a user demos Kajimoto Laboratory's Kiss Transmission Device. The devices were designed to simulate the kiss of a lover (or webcam stripper!) across the... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    I don't actually know if that's a woman in the wheelchair or not, but I'm praying it's somebody in costume being candidly filmed for some Jackass-y stunt show. Because otherwise I don't know what to think. Yes, yes I do. RUN OVER YOUR TOES AND BLEED! I swear, some people. ... / Continue →