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  • August 31, 2011
    George 'Dicksforbrains' Lucas, everybody! Because George Lucas refuses to admit that, unlike wine, he's actually getting way way way shittier with age, he's decided to continue tweaking the original Star Wars trilogy for its release on Blu-Ray. What's he up to now? Read the ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Picture 1: Should've covered your eyes instead, little girl Picture 2: Probably the worst 'sign of the horns' EVER This is a video of Chewbacca dressed as Axl Rose and an Ewok as Slash performing Guns n Roses' 'Welcome to the Jungle' as part of Disney's 2011 Star Wars Weekends... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Soon, in order to prevent polar bears from going extinct, scientists will begin grafting them to televisions. This is a practice one. Available in March for $300, the Hannspree polar bear television (17", 720p) makes a perfect addition to your trophy room or....nope, that's t... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2010
    Because WoW can't wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I'd play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2009
    Apparently Giganta was a piece of robotic playground equipment available in the late 70's for really sadistic playground designers. I'm just thankful the Baptist preschool I went to didn't have one or I may have not made it past five. Seriously, who the hell would want to pla... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2009
    Want an XBox 360 signed by Sarah Palin? Me neither. But if you still want to go and blow a cool $1.1 million on one, congratulation, you're an idiot. Also, what's your home address? The infamous Sarah Palin XBOX 360 was autographed at the governors picnic on July 24, 2009, ... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    This is a video of the government's latest flying cyborg beetles in action. That's right, ACTUAL LIVE beetles being remotely controlled via implanted electrodes. Just wait till the government gets its hands on you! "We demonstrated the remote control of insects in free fli... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2009
    Okay so I just noticed I left the "r" out of "your" in that Facebook update but that's what happens when you stay up till 5 am binge drinking, you know? Also, waking up with strange bruises and an even stranger man in your bed (seriously brah, it's 10:30 -- time for you to go)... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    Nobody should own a $135,000 Goldmund Eidos Reference Blue Blu-ray player. That's the bottom line. I mean, there are children in Africa who don't even have Laserdisc players. So how someone could knowingly spend six figures on a Blu-ray player makes me sick. BLAAAAAAH! The... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2009
    This is a video of an F-18 Hornet buzzing some guy's head so close you can taste the jet fuel. Now I'm not saying this thing would kill you if it hit you, but it would certainly mess your hair up. Also, not to brag or nothin', but one time I let a jet land ON MY FACE. Now wh... / Continue →