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  • October 16, 2014
    This is the giant Yoda head hot air balloon (as well as a Darth Vader one previously seen HERE) recently on display at the 2014 Albuquerque International Balloon Festival, which I unfortunately had to miss this year because I was home sick with life-threatening diarrhea. PROT... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    This is a time-lapse video of Google Switzerland employees building a giant LEGO portrait that displays Yoda's or Darth Vader's face depending on the direction of the light striking it. Coming from the lower left, it's Yoda, from the lower right, Vader, and from head-on, just ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2013
    Somebody paid $600 for a LaserDisc on eBay containing 30-minutes of raw, unedited footage of Yoda showing Luke the way of the Jedi on Dagobah. A nice find, but I'd pay triple that for the unedited slave Leia footage. You just have to focus on how Carrie looked then and not wh... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2012
    Some people go all out with crazy Christmas decorations. Some go all out for Halloween. And then there's this crazy person who made a bunch of Star Wars character scarecrows and put them on display in their front yard, hopefully year round. And even if they don't leave them ... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2012
    This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old th... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2012
    This is a video of various Star Wars movies that have been cut to make Yoda speak like a normal damn person and not in that weird jumble-talk that somebody in his youth obviously told him makes him sound smarter. So yeah, what Yoda would sound like speaking normally -- now we ... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2011
    "I'm f***in' faded bro -- I'm talkin' Dagobah drunk." A 42-year old German man dressed as Yoda struck a pedestrian with his car and decided to try using the Force to make a quick getaway. Buuuuuuuuuuut he probably couldn't reach the peddles or something and police arrested hi... / Continue →