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  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Fallout is hands down one of my favorite game franchises. I platinum trophied Fallout 3 and New Vegas and all the DLC. So, obviously, I will be asking my mom for an advance on my allowance to buy this set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads. They're going for $15 apiece (at ThinkGeek o... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    Remember that Goat Simulator video? How could you forget, you've always dreamed of being a goat. Me? I've always dreamed of being a bird of prey. CAW, CAW! This is the official launch trailer for Goat Simulator (preorder HERE, released April 1st, which sounds like an April ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a pool built by Agor Engineering that has a wooden floor that can be raised and lowered hydraulically (previously: these concrete ones). You can adjust the height too, so if you just want to sit in tit-deep water and sip cocktails, you can do that. Or you can make it... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Meet Nanuqsaurus, a miniature cousin of the t-rex that roamed northern Alaska some 70-million years ago. Roaming northern Alaska now? SASQUATCH. While this has been called a dwarf or pygmy in some quarters, it is hardly small with an estimated size of around 5 m in total le... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    This is a video demo of The Legend of Zelda being played as a first person stabber with an Oculus Rift. It's definitely not the cleanest migration to a 3-D environment that's possible, but it's only in beta and I get the feeling they just threw it together to see what it would... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    This is the $3,500 Medieval Castle Murphy bed made and sold by Etsy shop TinyTownStudios (who also make a bunch of cool pirate treehouses). The drawbridge lowers to reveal a bed. Unfortunately, it's only a single size bed, which is weird because you have a MEDIEVAL CASTLE IN ... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $230 14k gold plated 'Lucky Bones' necklace designed and sold by Onch Movement. Now listen: Valentine's Day is literally right around the corner and I want you to buy this for me. I pour my heart and soul out to you constantly, and I deserve a little something in ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Remember the opening scene in Jurassic Park when they're trying to unload a raptor and it yanks that dude into its transport cage and murders him? (Video after the jump) Well now that cage is on eBay, and you and I are going halvsies. "Not interested." I SAID WE'RE GOING F*... / Continue →