PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew (or PPPPPPPPP for short) is a coming soon XBox 360 title controlled by voice input. One player controls the space-ranger's jetpack (presumably by blowing or PSSHOOOOOOWing) while the other controls his laser blaster by repeatedly spitting 'PEW PEW P... / Continue →

This is a stop motion video featuring a LEGO lumberjack (who looks suspiciously like Gimli) that gets struck by lightning and is granted the power of heavy metal. Which, I'm going to be honest -- I didn't even know was a power. Being able to see through women's shirts, sure, ... / Continue →

Happens to me all the time. Almost as often as impotence spoils my love life. Just sayin', you ever had to tape popsicle sticks to your pecker just to seem aroused? LOLWUT?! Tell me you're joking. Where's That F*cking Lego Piece? [gizmodo]... / Continue →

NOTE: AUDIO CONTAINS NSFW LANGUAGE (TELL ME YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT NOT TO) Hunter S. Thompson, a journalist after my own heart, couldn't work his new JVC DVD player after his new home theater was installed, and decided to call the installation company and verbally abuse them. S... / Continue →

There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their father is. I'm a role model! Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [gizmodo]... / Continue →

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language. This is a video of some guy playing Super Mario 2 with running hardcore commentary. I thought it was pretty funny. And the couple of people that I sent it to thought it was pretty funny too. But hey, maybe you'll think it's stupid. That... / Continue →