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  • March 14, 2014
    Today is 3.14, Pi Day -- a celebration of the mathematical constant. If you really want to get down, set an alarm for 1:59PM and then it will be 3.14159. Make sure to blow a noisemaker, then tear your shirt off and yell, "EAT SHIT, SQUARES -- IT AIN'T YOUR DAY!" At least th... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    In heartwarming news, the infamous 'world's worst portrait tattoo' has been fixed free of charge by tattoo artist Scott Versago of Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio. Unfortunately, like most things you laugh at on the internet, there was some real sadness behind the story. I got to t... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    Astronomers have discovered what they believe is a five-planet solar system orbiting Tau Ceti, a star with very similar luminosity to our sun. And one of those planets is the proper distance away from its sun "to sport mild temperatures, oceans of liquid water, and even life." ... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2012
    Come hither. Because he realizes just how badly he's sinned and is trying to make up for it in his old age so he can go to heaven instead of the depths of hell like I imagine him screaming from in my dreams, George Lucas has announced that he's giving away the majority of the ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm a wizard. No, that's not my DeLorean (you don't need a time machine when you know magic!). This is my 11,000th Geekologie article. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my 10,000th, but time flies when you're in the middle of a lifelong bender.... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    In lieu of yesterday's new iPhone specs, here's some just-announced info on Nintendo's new console to help legitimize Geekologie as a tech blog. I'm doing a terrible job, I know. The new Wii-U console will drop November 18th (Nov 30th in Europe, Dec 8th in Japan) and come in ... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    Oh man, that looks almost identical to my prom picture except with two people :( X-Files stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are allegedly together now and making their own XXX-files (see what I did there?) after Gillian broke up with her boyfriend of six years, Mark Gri... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a teaser trailer confirming the future release of a LEGO Lord of the Rings video game probably due out sometime after the world ends. It doesn't really show anything except for an animation of the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog scene, but I guess that's enough. The good... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2012
    TEN. F***ING. THOUSAND. My 10,000th Geekologie article -- I never though the day would come, and yet, here we are. Can you believe it? Of course you can't, you tell me I'm a different writer every month. And you're wrong. From August 7th, 2007 I've written my fingers to th... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2012
    This is the TEK Robotic Mobilization Device (RMD), a transport vehicle for the paraplegic/disabled that allows them to move around in a standing position. The advantages over a traditional wheelchair are immense, including: better cardiovascular health from the standing positi... / Continue →