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  • June 7, 2011
    Got a cool $2.5M lying around? GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING (including, and virtually limited to: stab you for it). Oooooor you could squander it on a $2.5M custom Pirates of the Caribbean home theater from Elite Home Theater Seating (who also designed the Batcave one). G... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Give it to me straight -- is it a love doll or not? Did anybody see the new Pirates movie over the weekend? I honestly meant to. Well, at least before the 3rd one came out and gobbled so much Kraken peen. I guess you could say I jumped ship on the franchise after that turd.... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    Well you can cross "dark movie theaters" off your list of safe places to conduct drug deals, because apparently you're going to be filmed while watching movies in the future as part of an effort to 1. curb your enthusiasm piracy and 2. gauge audience reaction to movies/advertis... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2010
    This is a chick with a Darth and Crosssabers tattoo. It's being hailed as the new skull and crossbones and that may be true but I'm a traditionalist so I'll be sticking to my Yosemite Sam and Tasmanian Devil tats, thank you very much. Now I know what you're thinking, and as a... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2010
    Larger, legible version of the poster HERE. Ever since its infancy, piracy has always been awesome. There's treasure, tropical locales, wenches, weapons, cool costumes -- all that good stuff. Plus, NO ANNOYING UNSKIPPABLE DVD SCENES. Suck it, the man. YAAAAARR!! -- CAPTAIN... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Well folks, it happened. The Pirate Bay BitTorrent tracker officially kicked the bucket yesterday. What does this mean for Pirate Bay users? Although the site will remain operational for now, millions of BitTorrent users will lose the use of its tracker and will instead ha... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2009
    First of all, the only Facebook group you really need to join is Geekologie's (and NOT The Superficial's). But if you're into joining every group possible you can join this guy's, whose girlfriend has agreed to let him pirate-theme their house if he gets 1,000,000 fans. I've ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2009
    These Piratron shirts come in Autopirate and Deceptipirate models and are perfect for showing your support for both high seas plundering AND vehicles that turn into talking robots at the same time. Each shirt will set you back a cool $20, and I recommend getting one of each ju... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2009
    That's right you salty, half-masted sons of wenches, tomorrow (September 19th) be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And to celebrate, TellTale Games is giving away free 1-part episodes of Tales of Monkey Island. Also, I will be getting drunk all day wearing an eyepatch an... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2009
    The Pirate Bay, one of the world's best known torrent search portals, is being sold to some Swedish firm. It will no longer be so piratey. Global Gaming Factory X AB, a Swedish firm that runs Internet cafes and game centers, plans to buy The Pirate Bay for 60 million kronor ... / Continue →