In news that would make anybody's blood boil who's spent two hours waiting to ride Pirates of the Caribbean with a bladder full of juice boxes, apparently rich Manhattan moms have gotten into the habit of hiring disabled tour guides to accompany their kids to Disney so they can... / Continue →

Because wrinkles and third-degree burns are mutually exclusive, Fountain Of Youth seekers in China are heading to the spa requesting Huǒ liáo, a beauty treatment that involves setting an alcohol and magic potion-soaked rag covering your face on fire. What could go wrong? SPOI... / Continue →

Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →

Remember that Totoro skin-tight fetish suit? Well it turns out there's a ton more where that came from. The company Milanoo sells a bunch of different characters (and even more straight up weird ones) and I just spent fifteen minutes looking through them all and each page see... / Continue →

In "let's stop and think this through for a minute" news, a Harvard professor is looking for an "adventurous" female to give birth to a neanderthal baby using artificial DNA. If successful, the neanderthal child will grow up to be the most made fun of kid in the history of mad... / Continue →

These are some relatively realistic looking white chocolate baby heads created by Annabel de Vetten of the Conjurer's Kitchen as a private commission (presumably for a witch). Allegedly they're the same size as real newborn baby's heads. I'm really loving the creepy cloudy lo... / Continue →

Because they should probably fire their entire marketing department, Denny's has teamed up with The Hobbit to release a Middle Earth themed menu. It features such mouthwatering options as the 'Hobbit Hole Breakfast,' 'Gandalf's Gobble Melt', Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet', 'Shire ... / Continue →

Because people are SICK and TWISTED, here's a pair of shoes that have 1,050 denture teeth embedded in the soles. Can you imagine the sound they must make walking on pavement? Not a good one. That said, I just made a pair with teeth I stole from the dentist because the hygien... / Continue →

This is a gallery of some of the most disgusting and depressing home offices, the majority of which look like crime scenes. Especially the basement ones. Some of them aren't even PROPER basements, just crawl-spaces. Listen: if you have a computer room set up in the crawl spa... / Continue →

Note: Uncensored shot has the potential to steal your soul, hit the jump at your own risk. This is Cleyed the Cyclops kitty. Sadly, he only lived a short time because, you know, you're not supposed to be born a cyclops. No offense to you real Cyclopes out there -- but I will... / Continue →