Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →

Seen here looking way less emoticon-y than he was in his Facebook post, 18-year old dummy Jacob Cox-Brown poses for his booking photo after being arrested following admitting to a drunken hit-and-run on his Facebook page. Drivin drunk: not so classic now is it, Jacob? At 1 ... / Continue →

Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this pers... / Continue →

30-year old Russian businessman Alexey Bykov decided to propose to his girlfriend, but not before enlisting the help of an entire crew of people to help fake his own death in a horrible car accident to see how she would react to his passing. What a f***ing idiot. After tellin... / Continue →

Probably NSFW shots of the actual bullet HERE. WARNING: penis-shaped. These are a line of entirely inappropriate 'Deep Penetration Ammo'. They're bullets that look like dongs. They're real and you can get you own custom version (maybe an even teensier replica of your own sm... / Continue →

Hiker and amateur photographer Coty Creighton was exploring some trails in the northern Utah mountains when he allegedly spotted a man dressed in a crude goat costume and following a wild herd of the beasts. That...gives me the heebie jeebies. Like when my roommate tried to ge... / Continue →

Because there's no such thing as the suspension of disbelief anymore, some party-pooping physicists (links to PDF of actual paper) took the time to prove that, while Batman could jump from a height of 400-feet and successfully glide for about 1,000 feet, he would land like a sa... / Continue →

Seen here at crotch level with rescue workers, a 17-year old highschooler from National City, California got his arm stuck in a Coke machine trying to steal a drink. It took over an hour for rescue workers to free the boy, presumably because they didn't just chop his arm off l... / Continue →

Because what better way to start a Monday than with some weird/depressing news, Dutch artist Bart Jansen had his cat Orville (after the Wright brother) taxidermied and turned into a flying quadrocopter after it was hit by a car. You know, because that's how you show respect fo... / Continue →

These are two videos from Russia and the Ukraine (respectively). The first shows a couple of crazy f***ing Ruskies doing pullups (including the no-hand version in the screencap) and other terrifying exercises while hanging from the side of a crane. The second is a guy in the ... / Continue →