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  • September 5, 2014
    This is the 18-inch mantis shrimp (which are neither shrimp nor lobsters but similar to both) a fisherman pulled out of the water while fishing off a dock on the Indian River Lagoon in Florida. Apparently this is an exceptionally sized species of mantis shrimp too. I'd say, t... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a video from a submersible surveying underwater cable routes a half-mile beneath the ocean's surface when it spots Batman. Well, not Batman himself, probably just the latest Bat-Sub that Lucius Fox designed for him. What's he doing down there? Your guess is as good a... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2011
    Not date like, 'take it out for dinner and a movie and hope to see its privates after', date like, 'to this point in time'. The Battman: a cross between a superhero, an original XBox, some Playstation 1 controllers, a realistic looking handgun and like eight giant piles of shi... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2011
    This is a video of a praying mantis (Idolomantis Diabolica -- the Devil's Flower Mantis) showing off his ninja-ing skills on some dude's thumb. Honestly, I can't even believe this thing exists in real life. Of course I said the same thing about Double-Stuffed Oreos, and yet t... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    OMG -- the eighth plague. Because God has wisely (the dude's smart) decided humanity's reign of terror on earth has just about run its course, here's a video featuring a bunch of recent bugnadoes (bugs + tornadoes, despite the absence of any actual tornadoes) in Missouri. All... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually crying right now. Get it? I PEED MY PANTS. Hit the jump for a couple more in case you really REALLY hate your eyeb... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    Fan Xiaoyan is a 27-year old Chinese artist who creates some of the creepiest shit my eyes have ever had the unfortunate displeasure of witnessing. They basically combine the horror of chrome-plated Decepticons with the frightfulness of nude mannequins. What? The female form... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2011
    Having a picnic? I'll bring the melon balls. Remember Slingshot Guy? How could you forget, I think I'm developing a non-sexual (okay, MOSTLY non-sexual) man-crush on him. MOVE OVER MIKE ROWE aside, here he is with his latest slinger of shots, the 'slingshot of mass destruct... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2011
    This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me, but I suspect Suren is trying to steal souls. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POTIONS ARE YOU MIXING, WIZARD?! Hit the jump for a ton mo... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →