This is the Daydreamer Desk, a pillowtopped desk created by Nick Demarco. "I could have designed that." You could have done a lot of things, but you didn't. Don't go raining on other people's parades just because they have the drive to get out there and march around in the r... / Continue →

Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT THE STAIRS GW!" Oh relaaaaaaax Steve, I'll just tilt your chair back and we'll bounce right down. The origina... / Continue →

This is a video of a pair of magic computer-viewing glasses made by removing the polarized film from an LCD computer monitor and applying it to a regular pair of spectacles. That way only you can see your monitor. Ooooooor get fired for staring at a blank screen eight hours a... / Continue →

This is a video of a group of ex-laboratory chimpanzees seeing daylight for the first time in their lives (for some, others since the capture from their mothers soon after birth) and most are over 20. Obviously, they're f***ing ecstatic to no longer be working (Labor Day tie-i... / Continue →

According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were -- there are asses involved. Also, only 7-minutes? LOLOLOL! You can visit guy's website for a more thorough explanation of the b... / Continue →

Note: Full-res version HERE because one digital distraction you don't need is cyborg eyeballs because yours popped out squinting too damn hard. This is Maslow's David McCandless' (damn bro, buy a McLighter or something, shit!) hierarchy of digital distractions. The higher on ... / Continue →

Seen here soliciting a wave from a young passenger, a member of a Paris airport's holographic staff welcomes flyers aboard their flight. GOOD -- I hate those real workers. *stuffing little brother in suitcase* In Paris, one major airport is piloting a test program that repla... / Continue →

Foxconn, the electronics manufacturer best known for making Apple's iPhones and iPads (but who also manufactures electronics for Acer, Amazon, Asus, Intel, Cisco, HP, Dell, Nintendo, Nokia, Microsoft and Sony), plans to "hire" over a million robots in the next three years to re... / Continue →

Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on th... / Continue →

Haaaaappy Labor Dabor Day! I don't know if you could tell by the smell in here, but it's been one bender of a holiday weekend so far. Me passing in and out of consciousness aside, I think I left hotdogs on the grill. Plus I need another beer. Everybody enjoy their day off, ... / Continue →