Girl, has anybody told you you've got the starry-est eyes they've ever seen? Well they were making fun of you. Remember Kimberley? She's the girl who got 56 stars tattooed on her face, realized it was a bad idea, then tried to sue the artist by claiming she only asked for th... / Continue →

A 17-year old who sold a kidney on the black market last year to afford an iPad and iPhone is now suffering from renal failure as his remaining kidney is unable to adequately filter toxins from his blood. There is no app for that. Xinhua news agency reported that the five inc... / Continue →

This is a 16-foot Burmese python found in the Florida everglades that had recently eaten an 80-pound deer before being discovered and killed by the good ol' boys in the picture. The Burmese python is a non-native (it's name was a hint!) invasive species in Florida originally e... / Continue →

Tom Boddingham ordered a pair of custom novelty slippers off website Monster Slippers. Tom, who's 6'7" and possibly the son of a Yeti, ordered a size 14.50 for his left foot and 13 for his right because DAMN BRO YOUR FEET ARE A SIZE-AND-A-HALF APART?! Mine are only 1/2, freak... / Continue →

I heard there's about to be a job opening in the title-writing department. Sensational headlines: sometimes reporters go too far. Or are just f***ing idiots. "Like you." Yes, like me. Granted the boiling point of water IS 100°, it's just 100° Celsius AND NOT FAHRENHEIT (... / Continue →

Note: Larger version HERE because you're into this. Tricked: You just got it. "UGH -- GOD I HATE YOU SOMETIMES, GW!" Yeah well I hate you back double so there. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now my nips can shoot laserbeams or whatever. pokemon: manly cosplay [epizponyz] via Pok... / Continue →

No Hogwarts for you! This is a short video of a 10-year old who falls on the train tracks while walking and gaming (not to be confused with walking-and-texting related incidents). He takes a pretty nasty spill, but thank God there was no electrified rail or train coming. PAY... / Continue →

This is a short video of a tower demolition gone wrong at the Mad River Power Plant in Ohio. Oh boy, if that river was mad before it must be really fuming now. Rage, little river, RAAAAAAAAAGE!! The planned demolition of the Ohio Edison tower in Ohio in the US went wrong aft... / Continue →

Note: Picture is unrelated. This is a story about an Australian man who wanted a yin & yang tattoo but went home with a wiener on his back instead. Plus a bruise after being punched by the "artist". Wow. I know where I'm going for my next tat! Detective Constable Paul Malc... / Continue →

Note: Video of the ankle-twisting action is after the jump. Seen here before the swelling makes his leg look like a marshmallow, dance competition contestant Daniel managed to break a leg while performing the undead male dance at Blizzcon 2010. Dammit Daniel, you'll never mak... / Continue →