Jun 17 2009 A Magical Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder
The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes, forceful vibration balls. Plus, it comes standard with a pretty sweet spiderweb pattern. But what else can it do?
- Make breast up.
- Dredge breast glands.
- Eliminate blood stasis.
- Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid
- Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
- If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Pretty convincing, huh? I know, I just bought thirty and my breasts were already huge! I plan on wearing them all one on top of the other for exponential tissue growth. ZZ's, here I come! I may need a bigger wheelbarrow.
Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts [gizmodo]
Thanks to ffffffffff, who is offering free massages if you're concerned about the safety of using forceful vibration balls.
Mar 10 2009 Remains Of Vampire Woman Found In Grave
What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect was a vampire-witch hybrid) was buried with a brick wedged in her mouth, which apparently has some link to being to vampiracy.
During the Middle Ages, many believed that the plague, or "Black Death," was caused by "vampires" chewing on their shrouds after death. According to Borrini, grave-diggers put bricks in the mouths of suspected vampires to stop them from spreading the disease this way.
Borrini, of the University of Florence in Italy, says that the partial corpse he exhumed offers the earliest "exorcism evidence against vampires" to have been forensically examined.
Interesting -- so vampires are buried with stuff in their mouths? Because one time my buddy Jimmy Jimmereeno and I found a naked dead man under a bridge with his own penis stuffed in his mouth. He didn't look like like a vampire though -- he looked Italian.
Hit the jump for another picture of how the skeleton was found.
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