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  • Uh, Honey?!: Checking Card Tracks Spending
    February 13, 2010
    Want to keep better track of your spending and don't know how to use your bank's website? Well you're in luck, thanks to the conceptual Live Checking Card. Actually, I guess you're not, CAUSE IT'S CONCEPTUAL. The Live Checking Card represent a very interesting concept - it d... / Continue →
  • Remember That Jerk That Filmed His Wife Crying After Watching Star Wars?
    January 21, 2010
    In case you forgot here's the original post. And now dude has started a website with videos of her crying after every movie they watch. Which so far includes Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, Back to the Futures I and III, Flash of Genius, 2012 and Marley & Me. Now that's a heal... / Continue →
  • Woman Cries After Seeing Return Of The Jedi
    December 14, 2009
    This is a video of a husband filming his wife crying after watching Return of the Jedi. I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to laugh or not, so I did anyways just to cover my bases (you're out!). Women: can't live with 'em, can't just come over when you're hungry or need a b... / Continue →
  • Chubby Boy To Surrogate Mother, "Bacon Is Good For Me"
    September 2, 2009
    This is a short video from the television show Wife Swap featuring a health-conscious surrogate mother who is throwing away all the junk food in a family's kitchen when young Sir Eat A Lot makes a stand when he sees the bacon making its exit. A BACON STAND. Like a lemonade on... / Continue →
  • How Romantic: Man Proposes At LEGOLAND
    February 25, 2009
    So some guy proposed to his girlfriend at LEGOLAND in Las Vegas, apparently because every other place in Vegas was too crowded. With hookers. Crowded with hookers. *booking flight* Cobb proposed to Williams with the help of a "Lacey Will You Marry Me?" sign hand-crafted by ... / Continue →
  • Zelda Tattoo Chick Please Contact Me
    February 18, 2009
    I don't have any more information except boner. And I like those Oreos. Call me. Picture Thanks to mikeydubz, who can't have her because she's mine. MINE. ... / Continue →
  • Why Didn't I Think Of That?: Guy Trying To Sell Wife Online UPDATE: New Lower Price!
    October 29, 2008
    A Romanian man genius is trying to sell his 25-year old wife online. Why? Because that's the best goddamn idea I've ever heard, that's why. Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around $8 million but has lowered his price to $6,000 for a quick sale. His ad on ... / Continue →
  • I Want: A Skull Shaped Deprivation Chamber
    September 12, 2008
    The Sensory Deprivation Skull is a little room you climb into when your wife won't stop nagging you about "cutting the grass" and "getting a job". It effectively blocks out light and wife-banter and will eventually make you go crazy and possibly even masturbate to vivid halluc... / Continue →
  • OLD!: Tracing The World's Oldest Jokes
    July 31, 2008
    The University of Wolverhampton recently published a list of the 10 oldest jokes, and #1 dates all the way back to 1900 BC. It, unsurprisingly, was toilet humor. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occur... / Continue →
  • B21 Kitchen Robot (AKA: The Kitchen Killer)
    July 21, 2008
    The B21 Kitchen Robot was designed to know where everything in your kitchen is via RFID tagging and help you prepare meals. In reality, the robot will probably just stab you. The blue barrel bastard was created by the Technical University of Munich and even has the capability... / Continue →