In an apparent attempt to seduce Neptune, Jupiter has taken off its bottoms to reveal a surprisingly featureless southern hemisphere. Yow yow, here's a space-buck! Jupiter has lost one of its prominent stripes, leaving its southern half looking unusually blank. Scientists are... / Continue →

Funny, I could've sworn there was a porn site here... 404 Error [epicwinftw] Thanks to Jackie, who didn't so much send a tip as me poach one off her Facebook wall.... / Continue →

You know how all those high-voltage capacitors have warning signs that tell you not to sit on them or play around them but you do anyways because you're an ultra-L337 badass from the planet Choke-slam? Well this is a video demonstration of what can happen if a drunk electrical... / Continue →

Sorry folks the internette at the hotel was bitchtitting me this morning so I just gave up and came to LaGuardia to post from here. Don't think I forgot about you. I could never. Anyway, I'll post as much as I can before my flight, and Geekologie will return to its regularly... / Continue →