This is a video of an Australian purse-snatching thief making a run for it when he decides to go head first through a glass pane instead of using the automatic door. It knocks him out for a little while. Amazingly, he's still able to get up and make off with the purse, provin... / Continue →

Note: It wasn't actually Google Maps, it's the Russian equivalent called Yandex Maps. I just said Google Maps in the title because because if I'd said Yandex you'd be all, 'Dammit, the GW's been drinking again' (which I have but I'm trying to play it off). A woman in Russia r... / Continue →

Well folks, don't bother marking your calendars, because February 10, 2012 is the date you can go stuff another $16 in George Lucas' moneygrubbing pocket to see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in 3-D. If you're lucky, maybe on the way to the local cineplex you'll have ... / Continue →

In other sad transportation-related news (I swear this is the last one), an escaped crocodile on a plane caused a panic, ultimately resulting in the plane crashing and the deaths of 20 on board. One person survived. Unfortunately, it wasn't the jackass who smuggled the croc o... / Continue →

Poseidon is best known for banging mermaids and building sand castles on the bottom of the ocean, but did you know he's also the god of earthquakes? He is -- and a jerky one at that. First he devastates Haiti, now he's f***ing with the earth's rotation. You've been warned Po... / Continue →

Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur's nest, about to chow down on some baby dino. Thankfully, God spited the snake and wiped that mother out in a landslide. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SATAN! Scientists have found a 67 million-year-old fos... / Continue →

That's right folks: that no good, mushroom topped jerkbag Toad has been flipping us off for almost 25 years now. And honestly, I'm not surprised. I always got a bad feeling from the guy. I mean, I bust my ass to get through a castle to rescue the princess, AND THERE HE IS AL... / Continue →