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  • February 17, 2012
    Seen here the exact moment he realizes they replaced the helium with nerve gas, a man huffs an edible dessert balloon at Alinea in Chicago. You know, because that's a real thing now. God, whatever happened to f***ing cake? First of all, a regular rubber balloon is also edibl... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2011
    Sauna Pants may look like a flotation device but there's not gonna be anything bobbing around in a pool of sweat but your penis. I only bought a pair just because I've always wanted a pair of shorts that have to be plugged in. The temperature is adjustable from 95-160ºF and a... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    Bob Mewse used to be 300 pounds. Now he's 200 pounds. All thanks to seeing a picture of himself on Google Street View, being thoroughly disgusted, and deciding to do something about it (and actually doing that thing -- that's the key). Me? I'm so fat I can't reach my belly ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    Sure you gain weight when you're pregnant, but you gotta work with me here. Also, the pregnancy thing wasn't actually proven in the study, it's just my own hypothesis. One that's 100% true. GW's Law of Knocking Up Drunk Womens. The risk of becoming overweight or obese falls... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    Let's face it, we don't all sell drugs *whistling*, but we do all need pocket scales. Maybe you just want to know how much a letter weighs before sending it. Or like to precisely measure ingredients while cooking. Or maybe you sell coke and weed. Enter the fake iPhone pocke... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2009
    No that isn't me. That is a sad gamer. You see, a recent study found that gamers are more likely to be depressed than non-gamers. Shocking, I know. The average gamer is 35, overweight, and more likely to be depressed, says a new study conducted by researchers at the Center ... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2009
    Erin Finnegan and Noah Fulmor got married over the weekend while hovering weightlessly in the back of an airplane. Allegedly it's the first weightless wedding, provided if you don't count the time I married alien in outerspace (read: I was probed, hard). To recreate the weig... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2009
    The Boneless Belt is a Japanese weight loss product that's supposed to help you shed the pounds. From the look of things, I'm gonna guess it's far less effective than exercise or tying a dry cleaning bag over your head. But hey, different strokes for different folks gullible ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2009
    Fitness First is a gym in the Netherlands that installed this advertisement at a local bus stop. It has a scale attached to the seat so when you sit on it (with legs hanging) it shows your weight. It's supposed to make you think about your health and joining the gym. But all... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2009
    A Japanese astronaut is set to perform a number of worthless experiments this month while aboard the International Space Station in an attempt to piss off taxpayers and win over schoolchildren. Koichi Wakata will perform 16 tasks chosen from 1,597 suggested by hundreds of peop... / Continue →