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  • August 23, 2012
    Watch out, Tony the Tiger! Because most humans abandoned the city a long ago, a targeting robot was called in to throw the first pitch at a Detroit Tigers game last night. It didn't actually THROW the ball though, it shot it out of a pneumatic cannon, similar to the way I p... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2012
    Apparently this is the first picture ever uploaded to the internet. Surprisingly it's not a cat, tit, or man's peenor. Hey -- I'm as shocked as you are. Apparently the internet was born much maturer than it is now and has been digressing ever since. Think Benjamin Button, b... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    Ever wanted to see some bro with a jetpack race a foreign sporty-ish car (Renault Megane RS)? Well you're in luck, because that is WHAT THIS IS. Unfortunately, 23-year old "daredevil" Nick Macomber doesn't know the meaning of daring the devil and gets smoked. Today's short, ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2011
    BOOM -- faceful of privates! Diesel is selling these $34 (A PAIR!) boxer briefs with designs from DC Comics superheroes (plus the Joker, who they actually call a hero). They all suck (except the Batman ones, which I must have) and the designs hardly look worth the money it co... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2011
    Everybody have a good Thanksgiving weekend? Excellent. I did nothing but play video games, eat, drink and sleep. It was pretty much my dream world. Plus twice I got so full I thought I was gonna die. First World problems, amirite?! South Korea is testing a fleet of roboti... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    My voice is my passport, verify me. This is a list of the 25 crappiest passwords of 2011. I guess some people just reallllllly hate their privacy. And identities. Did I tell you one time I got my identity stolen? I found out who did it and buried him in the desert. So, in... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2011
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a video of a shitty high school science teacher dropping a goldfish in liquid nitrogen, then returning it to water where it "reanimates" itself. The goldfish survived due to the Leidenfrost Effect, which allowed this REAL scientist to di... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like it was made out of foam-board and an old computer monitor, a diamond and jewel dispensing ATM participates (possibly unwillingly -- ATMs are hard to read sometimes) in a ribbon-cutting ceremony in India. Although, truthfully, they're not act... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    Inb4 'that's a chimp not a monkey'. "Is that you, GW?" Is that me what? "In the picture." GOOD ONE, TURDBUCKET. But yes :/ A computer program designed to emulate the infinite monkey theorem (which states that a monkey typing at random for an infinite amount of time will '... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who agrees there's never enough research into the long term effects of new technologies (ahem, microwaves) before they're implemented, a recent study funded by Samsung indicates 3-D content causes eye fatigue and strain. Wow, didn't see t... / Continue →