Nov 12 2009 I Wasn't Looking For That: Mystery Google Gives You Previous Person's Search Query
Type a search query into Mystery Google and you get the results of the last person's search. For example, I searched for a serious medical condition I have, and got the results for "u'v got a face only ur momma could love". Neat? Yes. Helpful? Absolutely not. But don't let that stop you from blowing a few minutes screwing around with it. Remember: every minute wasted is a minute spent kicking the man in the junk. Go on -- kick him. Now do it again. HARDER! Okay now do me.
Thanks to Emortal, Blastphemer and Shadow Sushi, who don't search the interweb, the interweb searches them. So are we we talking like full body or what?
Apr 17 2009 Robot Dinos Shoot Beams When They Roar
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar is a little Flash game you can play online (not to be confused with Jetpack Brontosaurus). Basically you're a robotic dinosaur that flies around shooting laser beams out of its mouth to destroy little balls and planes and a spinning laser thingy. I know, I am the king of vivid description. It doesn't take long to beat, so I highly recommend pissing away five minutes of your Friday playing. And if the boss comes by and asks what you're doing, I want you to look him dead in the eyes and tell him to go micromanage his penis. Then yell "BURN!" and initiate a high-five sequence. Alternatively, start packing up your desk.
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar [arcadebomb]
Thanks to Oliver, Asiantom and Chris, who, RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!
