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  • Lord Of The Rings Crocheted Dwarf Helmet And Beard
    December 19, 2012
    This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet ... / Continue →
  • Don't Tell The Bums: Heated Bus Stop 'Ovens'
    January 19, 2011
    In an attempt to win friends and influence people sell more bacon, egg & cheese biscuits, Caribou coffee shops had these bus stop oven ads placed around Minneapolis. You see, they're heated. Aaaaaaaand probably overflowing with homeless people by now. Just a heads up, Caribo... / Continue →
  • The Stay Puft Marshmallow Snowman
    January 14, 2011
    OMG, Michelin Man joined the navy. I really hope the hat and collar came from an old Halloween costume because otherwise somebody spent waaaaaaaay too much time on their snowman. Me? I've decided not to build one this year. And not just because I moved from D.C. to LA it's ... / Continue →
  • It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Electric Snuggie
    October 6, 2010
    The Coz-e, like the Snuggie, is a giant piece of marketing shit. But, to its credit, the Coz-e does add the extra excitement of potential combustion. GET AWAY FROM ME GRANDPA, YOU'RE A SHUFFLING FIRE HAZARD! $68 takes one home, but no amount of money will replace your person... / Continue →
  • Bring. It. Back! Bring. It. Back!: Toaster Bacon
    August 24, 2010
    Bacon that cooks in a toaster: genius. Bacon that cooks in a trashcan: gross. But all in all still a pretty good idea. Reddi-Bacon (1964) was precooked and there was very little extra fat involved when the foil packets were heated. However, there was occasional slight leakin... / Continue →
  • Riiiiight: The Mac Power Supply Foot Warmer
    March 8, 2010
    The Sockintosh was knitted by needle wielding Rachel Burns (appropriate name) and is a unisock for your feet that has a pouch to put your Mac power supply in to keep your tootsies warm. Me? I use a dog. "I knitted this Apple Mac foot cosy after realising I constantly used my... / Continue →
  • You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Pajama Jeans
    February 8, 2010
    Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't you? Fine, I'll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A HARD-HITTING JOUR... / Continue →
  • But Can We Cuddle Afterward?: Holiday Inn Offers Human Bed-Warming Service
    January 23, 2010
    Holiday Inn, best known for putting me up last night and providing me with the sleep I needed to pilot my flight back home this morning, is now offering a complementary human bed warming service at its London Kensington location (pissing will still cost extra). If requested, a... / Continue →
  • For Surfing (In Space!): Star Trek Wetsuits
    December 30, 2009
    These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness of material (3mm - 7mm) you choose and you'd have to be an idiot to go surfing in a red one. Sharks yo... / Continue →
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggie Thing
    December 22, 2009
    As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures. Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty w... / Continue →