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  • Cyborg Eyeball Features Streaming Video Cam
    August 26, 2011
    Seen here creeping me the f*** out worse than the kid with an eyeball drawn on his eyepatch, Rob Spence shows off his video camera eyeball. Rob lost his eye in a shooting accident (which, while certainly serious, is still getting off lucky CONSIDERING HE WAS IN A SHOOTING ACCI... / Continue →
  • Faceybooks: Now With More Video Chat
    July 6, 2011
    Because if there's one thing my life's been missing, it's direction people I went to middle school with, bored out of their f***ing minds and deciding to video-chat me to catch up on the past 18 years. Thankfully, Facebook now has a video-calling option. I swear, I am like, f... / Continue →
  • DIY 'High Speed Stop Motion Video Camera'
    June 13, 2011
    This is a video from Youtuber Smarter Every Day (I'm the opposite and almost drowned in my Carnation Instant Breakfast this morning), best known for that video where he shakes a chicken and its head never moves , with what he's calling a 'DIY high-speed video camera'. Per the ... / Continue →
  • No Fruit Roll-Up?: A Lunchbox Video Camera
    March 16, 2011
    Worst. lunch. ever. The LunchCommunicator is a lunchbox with an integrated video camera that automatically starts recording to capture both your parent making your lunch (so you know they're not trying to poison you), as well as you eating it (so they know you ate the poison... / Continue →
  • We Lost Another One: Smallest Video Camera
    March 14, 2011
    You see that picture? That's a needle at the bottom. I know, I thought it was a knight's jousting lance at first too and was all, "PFFT, THAT CAMERA AIN'T SO SMALL!" But no, it's a needle. Which you and I both know is like double the circumference of your protractor. What?... / Continue →
  • Finally, A Color Nightvision Video Camera
    March 3, 2011
    You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I'd buy a telescope and point it at the moon (oh they're there). Enter the COLOR nightvision camera -- heralding... / Continue →
  • Did You Hear That?: Robot Spy Hummingbird
    February 21, 2011
    This is a robotic hummingbird designed by DARPA to fly around and capture audio/video on reconnaissance missions (not to be confused with renaissance missions, which usually involve slaying dragons and saving a princess). AOL News reports it's just a research project for now, ... / Continue →
  • Video Camera Attached To Bow And Arrow
    January 20, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like your uncle, Youtube user jerimiahjw went and attached little keychain cameras to arrows and shot them into the wild blue yonder. He even took both rear-facing AND full-frontal shots, so you get to see it all (hummina hummina!). Plus he slow... / Continue →
  • Hot Wheels, Now With POV Video Cameras
    January 18, 2011
    Ever wondered what the little make-believe drivers in your Hot Wheels cars see when you race them through a loopty-loop or jump a trashcan filled with burning printer paper? Well now you can thanks to Mattel's Hot Wheels Video Racers, a series of Hot Wheels cars (not Barbies) ... / Continue →
  • The Future Is Now!: Camera Records The Action And Your Reaction At The Same Time
    November 15, 2010
    The $200 Ion Twin Video Camera is a POS video camera that records both the action in front of AND behind the camera at the same time. But I can't stand your face! For every action there is a reaction. But capturing said reaction when you're videoing stuff is impossible becaus... / Continue →