Jul 27 2009 Homemade: Automatic Popcorn Kernel Sorter

Stupid Inventor Zachary is at it again, this time with a tool that automatically sorts unpopped popcorn kernels out of your bowl so you can repop them. Just don't eat them or you'll end up growing maize in your stomach! And, as a guy who once tried to grow wine grapes in his gut, trust me, you don't want to. Also, Zachary claims the vibrating motor he used came from an old massage pillow, but it looks suspiciously familiar. Read: I'm not eating out of that bowl.

Episode 14: The Popcorn Sorter [instructables]

Thanks Zachary, now get cracking on something that sorts broken potato chips out of the bag. THE GW DOES NOT DO PARTIAL CHIPS.

Dec 11 2007 Bluetooth Bracelet Vibrates To Incoming Calls

The LM Technologies LM959 Bluetooth Vibrating Bracelet alerts you to incoming calls by discreetly vibrating. It also vibrates to warn you if you travel further than 5 meters away from your precious phone. It'll charge in 3 hours, last for 100 on a charge, and costs $48. The company sent me one to test out and I've got to say, it's not as good as having your cell phone vibrate in your pocket. Because it doesn't give you a boner, and I like boners. Just my own though, not the one on the guy standing behind me in line at McDonalds. His makes me nervous.

Bluetooth bracelet makes sure you feel incoming calls [dvice]