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  • 22-Year Old Girl Tries To Eat 69-Year Old Man's Face Off In Alleged Vampire Attack (At Hooters)
    September 9, 2011
    Seen here with the tell-tale vampire underbite, 22-year old Josephine Smith was charged with aggravated battery after trying to eat the face off a 69-year old man in a motorized scooter on the porch of an abandoned Hooters restaurant. Hey -- truth is stranger than fiction. Bu... / Continue →
  • Woman Crashes Car To Avoid Hitting Vampire
    June 30, 2010
    I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier). A woman says she crashed into a canal after spotting a vampire in the middle of a... / Continue →
  • For Twihards: Team Jacob Laptop Decals
    November 27, 2009
    I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a vampire or werewolf. Me? I've always been a gargoyle kind of guy. These laptop decals are available from Etsy seller vinylfrui... / Continue →
  • The Monsters That Didn't Make The Cut: New Star Trek's Deleted Gorn And Salt Vampire
    November 19, 2009
    Wonder what the Gorn and Salt Vampire that were supposed to appear in the new Star Trek's deleted Rura Penthe Klingon prison scenes looked like? This. Good lookin', but I'll take a steroid abuser in a dinosaur mask any day. I'm serious, just show up. J.J. Abrams' Version Of... / Continue →
  • What In The...?: Vampire Mouth In A Can
    October 26, 2009
    This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
  • "Don't Be Afraid" He Murmured, His Velvet Voice Unintentionally Seductive
    August 25, 2009
    That's right folks, now there's a Twilight/vampire themed sex toy. It's a sparkly dildo and marks the coming of the apocalypse. Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience (OR A FIRE!).... / Continue →
  • I Don't Care What You Say, I Would Eat It
    July 31, 2009
    Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren't any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don't like Twilight because it... / Continue →
  • Remains Of Vampire Woman Found In Grave
    March 10, 2009
    What is being hailed by some as the world's first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect was a vampire-witch hybrid) was buried with a brick wedged in her mouth, which apparently has some link to being to vampiracy. D... / Continue →
  • I'm Tired Of Life Anyway: Wingsuit Madness
    January 21, 2009
    MUST WATCH, UNBELIEVABLE ACTION. Wingsuits: just like being a bird, except no bird is dumb enough to do that shit. UPDATE: A cardinal just flew into the window. Superbowl omen!? Vimeo Thanks to The Jerk, Jim and Phil, who don't need to almost die to have a good time, video... / Continue →
  • eBay: Pocket Sized Vampire Hunting Kit
    December 26, 2008
    Well we've already seen a $15,000 full-sized vampire killing kit. But what if you want something smaller? You know, a little vampire protection that'll fit in your pocket or man-purse? Enter the Vintage Pocket Sized Vampire Slaying Kit. This is a Vampire killing kit that ... / Continue →