This is a (currently wholesale only) inflatable unicorn horn for cats from Archie McPhee. It makes your cat look like a unicorn. No, no it doesn't. It makes them look like an angry cat with a wavy peen on its head. Still, they'll love wearing it. At least for the five seco... / Continue →

Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you can't change your astrology sign to be a unicorn (trust me, I asked my tarot reader). This is a shot of the unicorn constellation. While you can't deny it's beauty, if you call something the unicorn constellation I better see som... / Continue →

This is the most impressive rainbow pegacorn cake you've ever seen. No arguing, it just is. And if you think it isn't that's only because you're remembering the other one you've seen all wrong. That wasn't even a pegacorn, it was a My Little Pony and it was just a toy on top... / Continue →

I wasn't going to post this because it's just a unicorn mask, but I keep getting the tip and I'm your slave so...unchain me from radiator? I swear I won't try to escape. Introducing Archie McPhee's "magical" unicorn mask. Magical -- or creepy as a man in a diaper? Because I... / Continue →

Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty beca... / Continue →

It's a uni-cycle. Get it?! Me neither, I hate myself (no I don't either, that was solid f**ing gold and you loved it). Now I'm not saying Prince Humperdink here wasn't the envy of the entire kingdom that summer, I'm just saying his little sister probably lost her shit when s... / Continue →

Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print out on photo-quality paper and slip it in the front of your Trapper Keeper (who doesn't?!). This is a baby unicorn. Except not really because it's all "copper tube, aluminium and steel wire armature, Padico Premier stoneware... / Continue →

What's the RDA for glitter? This is a picture of a cake that has all the elements of the most beautiful daydream (unicorns, rainbows, lollipops) and most terrifying nightmare (zombies, piranha plants, robots) at the same time. I call it the WTF Cake, although you can call it ... / Continue →

LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →

First of all, whoever started calling this thing a unicorn obviously failed Mythical Creatures 101 because, and I'm sure you know this, UNICORNS HAVE A UNI-CORN. This, if anything, is a duocorn, which are far less rare (I've even seen them dead on the side of the road). One... / Continue →