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  • I Would Still Drink It: Hoptimus Prime Seasonal Beer
    March 13, 2013
    This is the Hoptimus Prime seasonal beer from Robinson Brewery. It has absolutely nothing to do with Transformers except the punny name and a blurb about how the flavor transforms as all the ingredients combine. I wish I'd known that before buying a case of the stuff hoping t... / Continue →
  • New Zealand Minting Dr. Who And Transformers Coins
    January 25, 2013
    To celebrate the show's 50th anniversary later this year, the New Zealand Mint (previously of Star Wars and Hobbit coin fame) and BBC Worldwide have announced a commemorative Dr. Who coin. The coin has a face value of $2 but will set you back $155 if you actually want one. Tr... / Continue →
  • Coooool!: Custom Truck With A Custom Boat Inside
    December 11, 2012
    This is a video of a guy unloading his custom boat into the water from the back of his custom truck. Together they make one badass looking vehicle. Separately they make one badass looking boat and one awkward looking truck. Together and banging a helicopter -- now that's the... / Continue →
  • Kind Of Want: An Optimus Prime Hoodie (Plus Grimlock!)
    October 4, 2012
    This is a $60 Optimus Prime hoodie from 80's Tees. It makes you look like the leader of the Autobots. Nobody is going to CONFUSE you for the leader of the Autobots, it just makes you look like him. The same way stapling fake pancakes and sausage links to your head would make... / Continue →
  • Needs Way More Naked Lady Mudflaps: Oldschool Optimus Prime Tractor Trailer Imagined In Real Life
    August 28, 2012
    Man, remember back in the original cartoon when Optimus Prime was just a sweet looking tractor trailer and didn't need a stupid looking flame paint job? Plus when he transformed you could still make out his truck pieces and he didn't look like he was made from a million shards... / Continue →
  • Transformer's Bumblebee As Impressive Smoking Pipe
    August 23, 2012
    This is a Bumblebee pipe made for smoking hash oil. It was a collaboration piece between Banjo (fun fact: I used to own a Banjo stemless bubbler many moons ago!) and Bluegrass Man. As beautifully crafted as it is, pieces like this always give me the heebie jeebies. Amazing, ... / Continue →
  • But Will They Fit In My Mouth?: 'My First Transformers'
    February 22, 2012
    This is a peek at Hasbro's (OMG -- I has bros too!) upcoming 'My First Transformer' toy line. It was designed for young children and people like me who would try to eat and subsequently choke on the wheels of a regular Transformer. My first Transformer? My first transformer ... / Continue →
  • Custom Decepticon Engagement Ring Setting
    February 21, 2012
    This is a custom Decepticon engagement ring setting created by DeviantARTist TheBoog17. Because if there's one thing that should symbolize a lasting marriage, it's deception. No word if it transforms and rolls out into a slap bracelet, but that would make it infinitely cooler... / Continue →
  • Transform And Walk Out: Robot's Wheels Turn To Legs
    February 3, 2012
    This is a video of a little robot whose wheels fold in half to form crude legs so it can go where no wheeled robot has gone before. Good for you. Of course, you wouldn't have to build robots with wheels that transform into legs if you'd just strap f***ing jetpacks on them alr... / Continue →
  • Now You're Talking!: Sexy Transformer Tattoo
    September 13, 2011
    Fine, SO MAYBE I LIED. Still, I had to find a way to ensure you'd all look at the picture because it brings up several important questions I want to discuss with you. 1. Does the guy that this dude calls dad know his wife banged a wild bear behind his back and 2. WHY THE F***... / Continue →