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  • I'd Play Space With Him: Buzz Lightyear Imagined IRL
    May 17, 2013
    This is a shot of Toy Story's Buzz Lightyear imagined in real life by DeviantARTist DanLuVisiArt (follow the link for a story the artist made up about Buzz that's really touching). He looks like a pretty cool dude. Also, kind of like John Hamm, who's seen me stall my car tryi... / Continue →
  • See Wild Lions Up Close With The Beetle Cam
    March 9, 2012
    Inb4 are you gonna finish that? Photographer Burrand Lucas went and built an armored camera carrier called the Beetle Cam so he could photograph lions up close and personal. Aaaaaand this is the result. Burrand sells the Beetle Cams, which are basically remote controlled tan... / Continue →
  • Tough: Kid Extracting Own Tooth With Nerf Gun
    December 20, 2011
    This is a video of a kid in a sleeveless t-shirt extracting one of his own teeth with a Nerf bow & arrow. He...is way tougher than I was at his age. He asks his dad if it's gonna hurt, his dad tells him he doesn't know, and then the kid blasts his tooth across the room withou... / Continue →
  • Cell Phone Survives The 'Will It Blend?' Test
    June 2, 2011
    The $550 Sonim XP 3300 is allegedly the world's toughest cell phone, forged by Thor's hammer on Mount Doom in Mordor. I'm lying, but that would be sweeter than honey. Which -- BACK OFF, BEES, I'MMA LICK THIS HIVE! (Can you tell I didn't take my meds today?) The phone is even... / Continue →
  • What Is This, The Future?!: Scientists Develop Glass That's Allegedly Stronger Than Steel
    January 12, 2011
    I know, I thought it was an x-ray of a dog fart too. Scientists: they're untrustworthy and you have to take everything they say with a grain of salt. Or, in this case, a shard of glass. But allegedly a group of the lab-coated coots have developed a glass that's stronger than... / Continue →
  • Look, You Can See The Bone!: Casttoos
    February 23, 2010
    Casttoos are tattoos for casts. The company makes a number of different standard designs (flames, tribal stuff, etc), but the coolest available is a custom version of your actual brokeback bones. You just email the company a scan of your x-ray, and they send you a waterproof ... / Continue →
  • Modern Warfare 2 Crybaby's Music Video
    November 19, 2009
    NOTE: Video slightly NSFW due to adult language from a limey 14-year old. You ever wonder what else is going on in the world of a kid who will cry and punch the wall about a video game not living up to his expectations? Apparently a budding music career. And by budding I m... / Continue →
  • Could It Really Be?: Link's Biological Father
    October 9, 2009
    This is a picture of a Nordic looking dude who may or may not be Link's biological father. He probably is, I just never pictured Link Sr. as a pantless cigar smoker. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. Love you Grandpa! Picture (WARNING: all other images on ... / Continue →
  • Steel Velcro: Because Plastic Is For Sissies
    September 9, 2009
    This new steel velcro can support up to 35 tons of pressure and looks ultra-badass. So badass I want a belt made out of it. Yeah, and a headband. Wait, is this stainless steel? Cause I can't have no rust juice dripping in my eyes! Developed by German engineers, this new ve... / Continue →
  • Safety First: A Chain Mail Chess Set
    August 21, 2009
    This is a chess set made out of chain mail. It is impervious to arrows and sword attacks. Which is good because a lot of times I like to threaten my opponents with weapons while we're playing. You know, to keep them on their toes (beat me and you're dead). You ever been mac... / Continue →