This is a series of photographs from Mineralblu Photography of some Twinzik cosplayers dressed as Simon Petrikov (the future Ice King) and Marceline from Adventure Time. Touching, isn't it? You? You should be not touching right now. Put your hands down. I SAID PUT YOUR HAN... / Continue →

In heartwarming/tearjerking news, Christian Bale recently called 8-year old Batman fan and cancer patient Zach in the hospital to talk about his favorite superhero. There's a 9-minute video of that conversation (although you can't really hear too much of Bale) after the jump, ... / Continue →

This is the very touching (I cried) presidential speech prepared in the event Neil Armstrong and Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin got stuck on the moon and wouldn't be returning home to earth. Thankfully, it never had to be delivered. NOW ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING, LET'S GET SOME MORE MEN UP TH... / Continue →

This is a video of Optimus Prime narrating a NASA commercial entitled 'We Are The Explorers'. It chronicles humankind's achievements in space travel and is more than a little ironic considering OPTIMUS ISN'T ONE OF US. Also, why do the robots want us going to space so bad unl... / Continue →

Note: Actual commercial is after the jump. This is a video of Steve Jobs voicing one of Apple's iconic 'Think Different' campaign commercials. This version never aired though, they ended up going with Richard Dreyfuss (Dr. Leo Marvin!) for the final edit. So, yeah. Try to t... / Continue →

But I wasn't! Multi-Touchâ„¢ For the second time, Apple was denied a trademark for the term 'multi-touch' by the US Patent and Trademark Office after the Appeal Board upheld the original rejection. God, move on bro -- she doesn't want you! For trademarks, "the greater the d... / Continue →

This is a video of a group of ex-laboratory chimpanzees seeing daylight for the first time in their lives (for some, others since the capture from their mothers soon after birth) and most are over 20. Obviously, they're f***ing ecstatic to no longer be working (Labor Day tie-i... / Continue →

This is a Rubik's Cube for the blind. Or for people who like screaming and smashing Rubik's Cubes. I'm one of the latter. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOU STUPID LITTLE TOY?! I OUGHTA TAKE YOUR F***ING STICKERS OFF AND REARRANGE THEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? Actually, you know wha... / Continue →

That's right folks, a fully functional Holodeck may be just around the corner. Using a combination of hologram and ultrasound technologies, a group of Japanese scientists have created a touchable, feelable 3-D image. Imagine the possibilities! I'm looking at you, Princess Le... / Continue →

It's a mirror. It's interactive. It's an interactive mirror. You can touch it to paint pictures and manipulate text. "Conceptualized by Alpay Kasal of Lit Studios and Sam Ewen of Interference Inc. This is a patent pending touch capable mirror." Now I'm not sure about the p... / Continue →